@withaph: COLD READING MONOLOGUES EVERY DAY UNTIL I BREAK OUT DAY 418: "Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore..." an Amazon Review of Haribo's Sugar-Free Gummy Bears by Jeffrey Lambert (2016) thanks for the requests! @AxolotlQueen @Angela Martin's n1 fan!💙💛 @Wilting_wallflower @Sky🧡 @iraa.x3 @sam!!! 🌈🦭❤ @itsseaberri @Tara #acting #monologue #meme #haribo #sugarfreegummybears
there are so many horror stories of the Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
2026-03-27 02:47:51
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veronica :) :
Oh my god 😭😭😭 maybe the most insane 30 minutes and 45 seconds I’ve ever seen on this app, Jesus Christ 😭😭😭😭 phenomenal work tho, I would’ve broke character at least 5 times throughout this, I hope you have an amazing day!!!
2026-03-26 16:00:24
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Stephen Balani :
two notes:
1. the author of this review left in a good few typos, so you'll see me fumble my way through those at certain points
2. turns out there are a good FEW viral Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bear reviews but this is the one I found! Hope it's the right one, lmk if there's a different one u want me to read requesters!! tysm!!
2026-03-26 06:47:44
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fox_glove_vine :
Please do hello Jon, apologies for the deception, from the magnus archives
2026-04-02 00:48:12
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Ari :
this had me WAILING. I'm actually shocked you never broke character. This is art.
2026-03-26 22:50:28
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weirdvampire :
can you do AM’s monologue from i have no mouth and i must scream, i don’t think you’ve done it
2026-03-26 15:52:14
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KirbyKiller69 :
I'm genuinely surprised you could last 30 minutes without breaking character of a monologue. this is really impressive and I applaud you.
again sorry for being late
2026-03-27 05:49:49
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Rose 📼⛈️ :
I thought I knew what was coming but this is a NEW HGBSF review I haven’t heard yet😭 so many victims
2026-03-26 22:35:06
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bee 🐝 :
i had to stop SEVERAL TIMES because i had to brace myself for what was about to happen. i don’t know how you managed to read this without breaking, props to you man
2026-03-26 14:48:38
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silly lil goober :
Damn i didn’t know you allowed your videos to get these long, but since you do can you do the “free churo” monologue from bojack horseman
2026-03-27 02:39:50
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natasha :
see? my attention span is just fine
2026-03-26 17:22:21
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luigi ✈︎ :
can you do pennys letter to desmond in Lost?
2026-03-26 06:52:26
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AxolotlQueen :
yay my request!!
2026-03-26 15:52:27
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TheTireGuy_ :
Day 17 of asking for the 12th doctor’s war speech in the zygon invasion (doctor who s9 e7)
2026-03-26 09:35:00
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☆°•{|DragDragoo|}•°☆ :
why the FU** does an amazon review have a better title than most books😭😭😭
2026-03-31 18:20:22
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anya06498 :
Hay can you do Nicole’s opening monologue from class of 09
2026-03-26 21:15:48
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a_human ☕️🐹/🤖🎈 :
It's crazy how you NEVER broke character I was sobbing 😭😭😭
2026-03-28 23:43:04
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Stephen Balani :
this is only the second monologue I've done on here that surpasses 30 minutes!
2026-03-26 06:48:13
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the returned one :
do you do audiobooks 🥹
2026-07-19 06:59:43
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Boopu :
Dear god.
2026-06-29 21:11:39
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orange :
I have one thing and one thing only, What happened with these workers after that? I'm dieing to know what happened?
2026-06-27 14:24:47
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Trisha T.T :
I remember seeing this story a while ago on a TikTok Reddit story account, but o’ God. It wasn’t as verbose or detailed as this.
2026-07-19 05:08:22
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Legoooo :
Can you do Dr.Breen’s speech from the beginning of half life 2?
2026-04-04 19:23:58
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Carbonated shampoo🏳️⚧️ :
Please do the fnaf pizzera sim ending speech if you haven’t already
2026-03-26 16:00:21
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live monarch reaction :
this made me need to use the bathroom*
2026-03-26 10:32:32
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