@bestredditvault: [FULL STORY] At Family Dinner, My Sister Introduced Her New Boyfriend-And For Some Reason, They All Kept Staring At Me. When He Asked What I Do For Work, My Mom Cut Me Off: "Don't Embarrass Us." Everyone Laughed. My Sister Added, "Maybe Lie This Time, So You Don't Sound So Pathetic." I Just Smiled... Until Their Faces Went Pale. #fullstory #fullredditstories #redditstories #storytime #part2