@fitwithjazzzy: Comment 🚗 if you know #traffic #trafficconspiracy #conspiracytheory #conspiracytok

r0zeeayye :

It’s called central casting ! Google it . There’s a part for EVERYTHING !!!

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You guys cannot be serious like actually

Andrea :

Ive always questioned 5 o'clock traffic. Businesses do not close directly at 5pm and everyone runs to their cars.

poolsalt_ :

I’ve been a proud traffic maker for a little over 6 years now in downtown LA, it pays really well!

oodri :

okay but 2020 didn’t have a graduation

Kyle :

Do y’all seriously believe this

Lonnnniiiee♊️♊️ :

I think we forget how packed America is. We are a VERY populated country. 300 million people live in America. Most cities are grossly overpopulated. Traffic is definitely not a made up concept.

Cece :

No way the comments are genuinely agreeing with this conspiracy?

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ :

this is just being self centered

Iris’s Tiktok :

n :

I legit want that job. Just driving around with no where to actually be

33andme :

Ok I do love a good conspiracy theory but cannot get behind this one.

KAIL☮️🌞🌈🪸🧘‍♀️ :

i thought this was satire but the comments just stupid

Someone random :

the person behind you is thinking the same thing about you lmao

julissa :

atp sign me up i need more income

Purity Mari :

9-5 is a very real thing people😭😭

Ella (Taylor’s Version) :

We’re devolving

user :

I got hired out of LA and moved to Raleigh NC just to drive real slow on highways and main roads during peak hours, a job is a job 😬

meowtofcontrol333 :

Bestie I'm gonna have to scroll past this one I can't handle

funny monkey gif :

Everyone go to bed

🫧 :

Hiii I get paid for this, can confirm it’s true.

kenz :

me when i think the world revolves around me

brendanby :

Or… and just hear me out, maybe they are people living the same complex day to day life as you. Each with their own goals, dreams and aspirations. Some dealing with things you’ll never see.

am :

Yall are being paid to comment this

jasminetayloor :

this is the one conspiracy theory i just cant get behind 😭