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marie 🌸✨ :
My kid (6 at the time) was completely oblivious when she told me she tried to make up a cool new word in class that was a combination of cool + lit
2026-03-31 21:12:37
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Keira :
When I was a kid I could eat a lot without getting full. My grandpa took us to Five Guys to eat and I said “I can’t believe it took five guys to fill me up!” 😔🥀✌🏻
2026-04-11 13:25:01
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Said my mum was the village bike because she knew everyone 🥀
2026-04-08 21:18:31
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Quinn._.M :
i did a poop on the ground and was trying to tell my mum so i yelled “MUM I DID A POO ON THE FLOOR” but she kept saying huh so i got fed up and yelled “HURRY UP I JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR” ( just got told that i did this today while i was with my whole family)
2026-11-07 12:42:03
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Some gamer I guess :
I said I failed no nut November I thought it meant you can’t eat nuts
2026-04-09 21:51:39
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CLASS.nomeleve :
I thought the word “terrific” meant “horrible, bad” so I said that’s “terrific” when my teacher had a divorce
2026-04-16 12:11:45
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Aj Dyed :
I thought hooker was just a nickname for people who liked fishing and I told my dad I wanted to be a hooker when I grew up. didnt get why he was so upset lol
2026-04-04 20:17:49
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scoopyfrog :
i saw a shihtzu dog and said “when i grow up im gonna have two shihtzus, one named shit and the other named zu” 💀
2026-04-01 18:33:10
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iluvalmondcroissantsxxx :
when gangnam style came out I was 7 and obsessed with it. I’d walk around singing “Woop Woop, gangnam style”. Started replacing gangnam with objects. Saw a dog in town. Went “mum look, woop woop doggy style!!” didn’t understand till a few years ago why she was so embarassed and told me to be quiet
2026-04-15 16:34:18
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kay :
asked my mum for flavoured condoms from lidl 😂😂 thought they were sweets
2026-04-08 20:40:06
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Em𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 :
On the bus with my mum when I was around 3 or 4. A little person got on and I loudly asked my mum “is that a gnome?”🥹🫣 she was mortified as the whole bus heard me.
2026-04-07 23:11:12
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•~•♡°Zanjan°♡•~• :
I thought lustful meant angry so I used to say it all the time
2026-04-08 00:15:00
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Floralilly :
Kept calling my glasses testicles when i was like 7. I meant spectacles. My parents found it hilarious
2026-04-17 17:39:24
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Mandi :
I was like 9 years old and walked into a store with my mama and I said “whew! I feel knocked up!” I thought it meant “tired”. 😂
2026-03-31 02:10:15
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thy mother :
I said congratulations instead of my condolences
2026-04-08 20:13:56
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Erin :
When I was 4 my favorite babydoll’s name was Chlamydia
2026-04-01 15:13:09
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Regulus :
I was in the public bus with my mom and I said loudly ‘Mom when are you making me a sibling’😭
2026-04-06 18:27:58
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ilovecrisps_ :
I wanted to be a tap dancer but I said lap dancer lol
2026-04-08 19:37:07
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Namyoongussy :
My nephew told everyone in his school he needed chemotherapy . He meant physiotherapy
2026-04-06 21:08:35
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𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓮🌼 :
Asked my dad in front of my mom if he was having an affair (mind you I didn’t even know what it meant) and he in fact was having an affair.
2026-04-12 18:48:07
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CurlySueee :
I told people my mom worked for the HBO and my dad worked in a lavatory. My mom actually worked for the FBI and my dad was a chemist who worked in a laboratory. I was sooo close.
2026-03-31 02:12:43
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nesiah🌱🎱 :
I told my parents they should make a bread with pickles and call it dill dough
2026-04-17 18:30:44
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Elizabeth :
When I was little I was obsessed with the movie Annie. I used to say I wanted to be an orphan all the time. Adults would just laugh. I didn’t realize that being an orphan meant my parents were dead. I just thought it meant you could live in a house full of girls and sing and dance all the time. 😂😂😂😂
2026-03-29 21:35:56
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gm :
I thought rawdogging meant wearing shoes without socks so I told my dad I had blisters bcs I was rawdogging my sneakers
2026-04-17 14:34:14
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clean bag :
when I was 3 my dad bought us a dog, beagle. that thing was a menace. my dad's boss came over for dinner and asked me what kind of dog it was. I said it was a damn dog.
2026-03-31 03:44:48
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