@crewkernegazette: Kemi Badenoch is delivering cheaper fuel. Keir Starmer tries to stop her, much like Labour’s plan to keep the 5p cut till August, then quietly load fuel duty back on in stages. Kemi responds in the only proportionate way possible: by nicking his hairpiece. {satire} #britishhumour #keirstarmer #britishcomedy #labour #snl