@1xstone:

inferno dragon :

So my big sis can adopt me?

staffeger :

hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters you didn’t type, your hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, your drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, your earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, your volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, your glasses smudge the moment you clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, your chair squeaks every time you shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, your phone slips out of your hand and lands face-down, your app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, your shoelaces drag on the ground after you’ve already left the house, your nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs you don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times

viterfloldeer :

You have to be 18 years older than the kid you want to adapt maybe it’s different in other states but yea

Ɏ₳Ⱨł₳.₳₱Đ :

bro is not marlon

VERITY :

so I can adopt my girl

@Babki.mp4 :

Hallo Herr Müller vielen lieben herzlichen Glückwunsch zu deinem heutigen Ehrentag wünsche dir viel Glück Gesundheit Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg Zufriedenheit Erfolg und alles was du dir wünscht soll in Erfüllung gehen liebe Grüße von uns allen aus der Schweiz und einen schönen Tag noch bis bald tschüss tschau tschüss bis bald tschüss bis bald tschüss bis morgen dann ja 👍 mich noch mehr ich will iiiuuu ich hab dich lieb und du hast mich ja nicht vergessen ja tschüss ich liebe euch tschüss ich liebe deine Stimme und ja tschüss ich hab euch alle ganz lieb tschüss und ich hoffe

1Jaiden_neva2_784 :

so my brother can adopt me?!

Marilyn Mofor-Ngu :

WHAT WAS REALLY GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN U SAID THAT

✞ :

... 𝓔𝔁𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓷

lolotheegreatest :

How you get your ski like that

𝓚𝒶𝓎𝒹𝑒𝓃 𝒜𝓇𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑒 ✍︎ :

nga no💔😭

Dylan🦕💅😜⚛️ :

My best friends younger sibling sent this to me😭😭😭😭

Ryan Issac :

no that is not true you would have to alest the age of somewhere around 2o

𝐴𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖 🫧 :

Early?

Likelynotyourman :

First

DΛGGΣЯ🗡 :

No you cant cause theyre parents are still theyre guardians

eth0907 :

Wait

M.G :

are u okay bro?

maddieg0ld :