@kylekinane: You got it little wizard   Upcoming Shows: Apr 10: Mount Vernon, WA Apr 11: Olympia, WA Apr 15: Basalt, CO Apr 16-18: Fort Collins, CO Apr 23-25: Houston, TX #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian #kylekinane

NeverwinterNightShift :

It makes the molecules vibrate and rotate, causing energy release via friction. Heat from friction. You keep nuking those pizza rolls, sir. 🫡

doctor moo :

I had this same conversation at work today about our anesthesia machine. I said as far as I'm concerned the anesthetic gas is just the chi or mana for little wizard who lives inside it and makes patients fall asleep

JP :

That's how laundry metorites are made.

Kyle Howe | MA RE Agent :

I follow every Kyle

bryans_brokencomedy :

I hope this is a new special

The Coffee Elemental :

It’s simple! You invoke the Omnissiah to stir the machine spirit and REQUEST (not demand) the rising of the inner fire.

chubby lover 123 :

ya know kyle.. kalamazoo mi is a great little college town. a bunch of venues for you to play. why dont you come on down and tell some stories. ill still come see you in royal oak.

abigail.atx101 :

your microwave child lock bit is a bedrock referential text for me lmao

CSmith :

I don’t want to question the sorcery, but unfortunately I’m at an age now where my brain (on its own) has decided that we need to wonder about things! It’s SO ANNOYING!

Chase Houghton :

Please add another Fort Collins show 🙏😭

user9984292003522 :

Can you ask the wizard why the bowl is always hotter than the food ?

Camille Mcgillacutty :

go to Reno and Vegas

Atmosphere :

You can stare at it. All those little circles in the window are wizard proof.

EpstineDidntS3lfDelete :

Love Kyle Kinane! Wish he would come to Colorado Springs.

hdbngnmama46 :

mleeeeeeeeeahhh :

Any Canadian shows coming up? 🙏🙏

OmegaFlux :

magnetrons

Indy Bug :

I think about this all the time!

Ray :

Interaction for the algorithm

Alexander Sloan :

Little wizard needs his privacy while cooking

Housedbyashley :

I had a guy tell me how the microwave worked during a date…

erikkmann9 :

ALWAYS respect the microwave

Joel Levitzky :

we joked that all technology runs on black smoke and when it gets short circuited all the smoke escapes so it doesn't work anymore. 😅

captain.dadbod ❌️ :

😂 @Kyle Kinane See you Friday in PDX

Jon :

😂😂😂