@projectbrainrotofficial: These one liners always work #oneliners #rizz #jokes #firstdates

spidrs4four :

when a joke doesnt land i like to say “chat am i muted”

mai :

ok misa

J Rod :

Anywhere is fine is hilarious 🤣 my favorite is “take your time” when someone stutters or trips over their story 😆

Koda 🐺 :

1st one but only when someone is being mean to me

pelicanul :

𝄞unny ☄️ :

"it's ok take your time" when someone is walking slow

Vee :

May I suggest that nightmares are dreams too, when anyone says they're living the dream

j :

close to what hmm

Dragoncaller :

"No thanks, I'm trying to quit" to literally any question

RandieMars :

no cause I actually said the 1st one...

br👀klynn :

My favorite one is “I’ll be here all night” when I say something funny and people laugh at it

𑣲⋆kiss.angel.ᐟ.ᐟ :

whenever somebody asks for a volunteer to do smthg I point to myself and go "this guy!! this guy right here!!!"

GothicHuntress :

I keep going up to my coworkers during our rush and asking if they're having the time of their life :3

Quinn R :

3rd one is hilarious

bluewolfen :

I actually laughed at #2 not gonna lie

Waldemar :

why did you delete the 5th one twin? 🤔

♥️♠️𝓖𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 || 𝓛𝓲𝔃♠️♥️ :

Cute cosplayyyy!!!

🪓 Lee Warnke III 🪓 :

you are beautiful

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Martti Puska :

Vince :

Wait ty for these twan

⚝ cherry.gojo ⚝ :

"left on heard" is my fav when a joke doesnt land :nod:

𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞 🐚𓇼 :

are you belle delphine

AxoLive :

as a person who stutters so much the 2nd one is actually so funny😭

Evil Wizard :

i’m using this one