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Caitlyn Poole :
So I did the math…. Snails travel roughly .048km/h. If you travelled from center of Canada to Thailand it would take 30 years to get to you. I’d take those chances.
2026-05-26 16:31:33
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Daily Layering Inspirations :
you already have a snail 🐌 running after you. the snail in called "Time".
2026-05-26 22:37:56
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T4trouble777 :
What is the snails starting point wgen you take the money? is it right there with you or a distance away? I feel this is important before you start calculating distance etc
2026-06-28 15:29:36
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Teddy T :
In this economy? I’ll be paranoid for the rest of my life anyway. Lol.
2026-05-26 17:05:48
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Timmus Mc Butler :
yes, hire someone to securely place a tracking device on it. my phone will tell me when to move
2026-05-27 10:18:08
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GardenTime🇨🇦 :
it would take about 18 years for a snail to cross canada. I would move to B.C. and in 15 years move to Australia. and then back to Canada. no issues..
2026-05-26 14:09:11
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k.010793 :
How high were you guys when this question was thought up lol
2026-05-26 20:55:26
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Morwesi❤❤❤ :
In South Africa its called ukuthwala
2026-05-27 16:44:31
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t4Teo :
plot twist... that snails street name is "Turbo"
2026-05-27 03:55:07
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Willow :
It’s cracking me up how random this is 😂
2026-05-27 01:43:06
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TooManyMaeses🇨🇦 :
jokes on you, I'm already paranoid
2026-05-26 14:13:44
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420mystic_ :
Its no difference to how we live now , we never know when our time is up. It could be at any moment. Rather be rich & living than what ever this is 😂
2026-05-26 19:17:36
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marja726 🇨🇦 :
how smart is the snail? like human level of intelligence where it can plan ahead? or pure snaily instinct?
2026-05-26 16:15:13
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️ ️ :
A snail move 1.3 cm/s the circumference of the earth is 4,00,7,500,000 centimetres 4,00,7,500,000 divided by 1.3 is 3,082,692,307.6923 which is the amount of seconds it would take for the snail to travel from one side of the world to the other which is approximately 97.752 calendar years not even taking into account the fact that snails sleep anywhere from 1.2 to 5 hours per day
2026-06-27 23:26:39
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Paddy Harvey :
Hire a team of mathematicians to calculate how far you need to keep 1 year ahead of it them move to another part of the world and always be ahead of it.
2026-05-27 00:59:47
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tarienb :
well I mean Catherine ran from Klaus for like 200 years I think... and Klaus and his family ran from Michael for like 500 years... and my span might reach 100 years so I think I'd take my chances 🤣🤣
2026-05-26 19:22:41
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Niecy :
my peace is priceless
2026-05-26 13:30:32
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mdasilva81 :
Sure. I’d just spend alot of time travelling. And when I wasn’t travelling, I’d live on a yacht
2026-05-26 14:13:09
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Lizelle Labuschagne :
Nah,I've already got enough anxiety without anything following me thanks..
2026-05-26 18:23:11
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BigElectricalGuy🇨🇦 :
just gave a house in Australia and America and go back and forth
2026-05-26 14:44:47
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TiBo 🇨🇦👑 :
I now have a snail phobia and no money 😂 I hate the internet
2026-05-27 00:48:13
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itsXeexan :
i wouldn't if i were me, because i'm lazier than the snail
2026-05-27 18:55:58
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Big_Al_Edwards :
I'd build a house on the salt lake.
2026-05-27 14:00:25
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Page Mouse momma 🇨🇦📚 :
Ok so I have a question, do I recognize my snail? Like do I know which is my snail in a group of snails?
2026-05-27 10:11:06
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ToxicJulz :
how do you sleep ? 😂
2026-05-27 00:26:00
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