@chloe.juliett: I didn’t tell you bc I knew you’d get mad🌸 #themoderndreamgirl #women #men

lacrepusculona :

MissKitty :

"But that's just me, I just don't care about birthdays in general! They aren't a big deal!"

Tanya McNaught :

shes so on point

ballerina slippers :

Omg yes yes YES

wannydraws :

u r so on point, does ur husband say these? or from where did u know them?

Dancingthroughstrife :

I appreciate this video

Mr Chloe Juliett :

10/10😂❤️

CarolineCatLady :

I love this

Luxe :

ilysm

rell :

First

FyreSyren :

Nailed it

Lani G :

Espeonite :

Slay queen 💐

Amore_Vonduchess :

Ha as we wait on Christmas in April 😂

💍 :

ur so funny

nataszahagen :

Love it❤️

Justanoldbat :

Nailed it!

Randovids :

You have to throw in a I guess I’m just a piece of shit. I can’t do anything right.

deliciousstitches :

“Why didn’t you remind me to make dinner?? How was I supposed to know you needed to eat??”

💍 :

the way all of this is completely true makes me annoyed asf

Aaron, Tim, and 642k others :

and never understood why you would choose someone to spend the rest of your life with, and then also choose to treat them like you never wanted them in the first place

repostandrepeat :

This is spot on!

bread🍞 :

if i had a typical man i would soooo do it 😂😂 luckily my husband loves me properly 🥰

Giovana :

been doing this my entire life 😈