I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you need them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2026-04-13 17:36:38
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Diana Johnson :
what did he csll what he used for the armpit?
2026-04-06 17:23:08
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Ashi :
I bought Minoxidil serum... Hopefully it works 🥲
2026-04-07 08:41:29
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Fitnessandselfcaree🍒 :
Pimples patch available 1,500naira
2026-04-07 11:25:56
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THE.SHOE.SUITE 🐾🇳🇬 :
Benzoyl peroxide patch for pimple
2026-04-08 08:00:52
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𝑨୨ৎ :
what did the pimple just say
2026-05-26 13:08:49
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lednica_💀 :
deodorant is actually a desinfectant, thats quite litterally how it works, the scent is there just as a small bonus
2026-06-01 13:38:59
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Suwilanji mutambo ☺️🥰❤️♥️ :
what that to use for pimples
2026-04-07 10:18:56
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Akuaa🥰 :
who's intrested in affiliate marketing
2026-04-07 08:22:38
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2026-05-21 19:23:47
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Haruna Alidatu :
What do you use for belly fat
2026-05-13 20:27:30
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Queenastoria🇵🇭 :
hahahaha Akala ko sipon
2026-04-07 07:37:19
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Odun ayo :
so many chemicals
2026-04-07 08:45:25
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_Temsluxehairs :
beautiful
2026-04-06 20:45:53
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tonkata :
2026-05-22 11:24:55
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Rven Crisostomo :
holy AI
2026-05-27 12:48:36
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Ivyn💫 :
I can't believe I can now watch advert 😅
2026-05-14 16:31:24
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