@classickev87: Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." #trump #news #iran

𝕽𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖔 ☢ :

NO MAJOR QUOTE

Cinabns 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 :

Ts frying me

Zach :

The market on every new line: 📉🎢📈↘️

Mundy :

He's such a bipolar tsundere baka

graphics grrrl :

Wait, did he really say that last sentence? Was this on his platform?

… :

Damn you missed a good line today

DemonChildOfWar :

Song name: mixed signals

frigthehaw :

NO MAJOR QUOTES 🎶

X :

Actually we don’t need help I was just seeing who was listening to me. WHATT LMFAO

Monsterod78 :

first you're hot, then you're cold. you're yes, then you're no you're in, then you're out you're up, then you're down

JT Maple :

“NO MAJOR QUOOOOOOTE!”

cuidado_suelo_mojado :

Looks so much like my last breakup texts

Aslan :

Btw now they gotta pay 300b to rebuild Iran as a part of the deal

Joe :

manda hope :

Omg! No wonder I feel completely exhausted.

J$an 🇪🇺 :

he’s just talking to himself 😭

aaron :

he sounds like my ex

abduazim :

World in 28th march

hitlersmissingtesticle🇲🇪 :

all stages of grief

Erin Middleton :

His whole Presidential vibe in one emo song 🖤😭

ShadeSmokes🍃{KICK PARTNER} :

you forgot "We're not going to war"

Zach :

“No major quote” on my birthday is the best gift I could have gotten

speakthetruth :

I think Trump is failing as a leader

unsnatched ♡ :

bro is replying to himself 😂

user1944435507053 :

just in: he said he’s doing a two week pause