David Thomas
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Wednesday 08 April 2026 10:39:41 GMT
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Meming Machine :
I was walking around very unintelligently. Little did I know.
2026-04-09 01:20:02
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@⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝ :
My two sentence horror stories are the best as they can be any length as my grammar is terrible so I use very long run on sentences. I then realised I added a full stop.
2026-04-08 12:31:42
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Amber Fox65 :
"Hi," I said, entering the room. BUT THE ROOM WAS ENTERING ME.
2026-04-08 12:14:34
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JustLaylaNowFr🏳️⚧️ :
Sentence 1. Sentence 2 (but scary)
2026-04-09 02:10:12
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Mick :
I was walking down a nice, quiet street. TURNS OUT IT WAS AN AVENUE
2026-04-08 13:22:49
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fei lowercased :
I love two sentence horror, Thats when I realised I used a comma not a period, and it's only one sentence.
2026-04-08 11:15:36
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Grimfax :
I heard the doorbell ring, but I wasn’t expecting anyone. Especially because I was… on the moon.
2026-04-08 14:41:46
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Adamxyz426 :
"I love milk", I said drinking milkly. LACTOSE INTOLERANCE
2026-04-08 12:38:10
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midnight_mountain :
Evil water is just sparkling water
2026-04-08 17:56:54
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tedprosser :
I was about to put some clothes on. Then I realised that the clothes were putting on me!
2026-04-08 10:43:00
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DIO from Hftf :
I was walking around. "NOT ANYMORE!" said the leg-stealinger
2026-04-12 15:57:47
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JIMBO McGramble 🏳️⚧️☢ 🧜♂️ :
I was *verb* while *verbing* *adjective ending in ly* Little did I know, *improperly punctuated second half that tries to cram as much information as it can whole still technically staying a 2 sentence horror story*
2026-04-10 06:45:32
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moh agjh :
I was trying to plug my phone in the charger while its at 1%. Little did i kn
2026-04-30 22:53:08
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Peadair🦇🌃 :
I was just enjoying this video. Thats when I realised it was actually toast on cheese.
2026-04-08 14:01:05
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lukeatm :
this isn't a scary sentence. But this one is
2026-05-06 09:01:47
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newname900 :
If there’s holy water, then surely there’s evil water.
2026-04-08 15:01:05
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Läski :
I went to the store to buy tape, too bad they only had SCARY TAPE
2026-04-10 07:07:57
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FERN’S #2 FAN • compadres :
I was eating cereal, then i discovered it was spooky cereal
2026-05-06 08:29:48
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💛💙ꂵꀤꉓꃅꍏꍟ꒒ꁅꋪꍟꍟꈤ💚🧡 :
[Simple sentence.] [Humourous second sentence that turns the situation into comedic horror.]
2026-05-01 18:00:08
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butt :
i really liked the dentist one actually
2026-05-15 18:19:11
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maxi :
You remind me so much of my high school English teacher in the absolute best way possible
2026-04-08 11:16:09
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Angel Dud :
I laughed at this video. Then my mom opened my door at 3am.
2026-04-10 02:37:02
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TheJ0Man :
That’s when I realised. I put a full stop there. And there so now it’s three sentences.
2026-04-09 22:36:21
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J4@m3$ :
man, I hope I don't get scared in this haunted house, I said beingaghostthewholetimeingly. but I was a ghost the whole time!
2026-04-09 10:36:10
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Kelly :
"Vanilla Extract" (The name of VM's autobiography.)
2026-04-08 11:08:52
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