I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. I hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you needed them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2026-06-16 00:12:35
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✪~P~⧗ :
jokes on you- which fandom...
2026-04-09 18:18:37
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h.z.a11 :
Squid game fans:
2026-04-09 16:58:34
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Rover :
Bold of you to assume he had a grave
2026-04-10 07:13:29
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|| >Miku_Rantzzz< || :
Real funny.....real funny.
2026-04-09 18:41:19
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丰Rubyy💫 ⎊ :
So not funny.
2026-04-09 19:23:23
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TwinkyFemboyandcatboytoucher :
Everyone’s favorite character rn
2026-04-10 05:37:29
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idk :
dai raga andiamo
2026-04-09 22:58:20
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Nadh :
in french we say "Tu rigole avec qui?"
2026-04-10 03:08:21
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emo🖤 :
i hope both sides of your pillow are steaming hot🥰❤️
2026-04-09 19:47:08
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Viola_🏎️ :
Haha very funny
2026-04-10 13:56:47
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Minatsuki :
What’s ur name bro
2026-06-02 00:54:17
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ASH KETCHUP :
Uhm which one
2026-06-14 13:55:56
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🦕in†🏎️🥔 :
you mean Jackson west or Sirius black?
2026-04-09 17:37:37
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✮ᵇˡᵃᵇˡᵃᵇˡᵃ✮ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ! :
How dare you?!
2026-04-09 17:17:47
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️ :
So you collected all fandoms in one Video
2026-04-10 11:38:35
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laissez_Luci_faire :
stop... not funny
2026-04-10 11:05:08
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🦋 :
It’s not funny
2026-04-10 20:05:39
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