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Saturday 11 April 2026 17:20:24 GMT
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_cheee_ :
None of these are enforced btw 😭
2026-04-14 13:15:35
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alan woodhead :
Adult riding a push bike on public pathway can be fined £18:00p.
2026-04-12 07:26:57
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Kimi Antonelli :
Salmon act actually extends to ALL fish and it NEEDS to be in the commission of a crime not just “being suspicious”
2026-04-13 14:11:50
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Ryandakinglol110642 :
These are false
2026-04-14 15:23:07
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nico :
But the second one
2026-04-12 16:34:46
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beyz 🫶 :
we actually have a dont do drunk policy and if we expect that you're drunk we can ask you to leave
2026-04-16 17:48:06
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🧿🖤🤍Azrael Wolf🤍🖤🧿 :
I can't find anything that says the second one was ever a law. Could you cite your source on that please?
2026-05-04 13:01:11
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Tolvalin :
the last one is kind of understandable
2026-05-18 12:12:30
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GM13😎🔥 :
What
2026-04-16 23:18:53
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iqbal Muhammad udd :
thank u
2026-04-12 16:31:43
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Layla_Ali 🇬🇧🇧🇩 :
wiw
2026-04-14 15:08:45
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Dr Morbius :
What about farting in public?
2026-04-12 14:40:47
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♡ sammy 🤍🪽 :
drunk at a pub..
2026-04-12 20:48:43
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NerdPulse :
Pubs are for getting drunk. That law needs abolishing.
2026-04-12 05:32:45
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Ellbux :
That's my Sunday plans sorted, At 10:55 I'm going to beat the rug outside just as the African family next door head to church, then whilst laughing about my previous heroics I shall fly my kite on my way to the post office to send my mum a birthday card with upside down stamp on it, next to the post office are some new builds so I may aswell take 2 scaffold boards to help me build a narrow bridge to poach some salmon as I hold it suspiciously on route to the pub, just before I get to the pub is a lovely family home owned by the local vicar so I'll leave the salmon there and do a cheeky door knock and run as fast as I can, whilst I'm in the pub and I've told my amazing story after 15 pints of Stella to everyone at this random wake I crashed I will head home and hope I've not been detained and not miss my Mrs famous shitty roast dinner. All in time for work on Monday
2026-04-12 09:06:22
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makka pakka :
ding dong ditch is a crime? so all of our younger selves are basically criminals😭
2026-04-11 23:36:40
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Aquarius36978 :
you cant get drunk in a pub 😂
2026-04-11 22:45:58
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I don't post good content :
being drunk at a pub?
2026-04-12 17:13:15
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Craig :
The salmon act 😂😂😂
2026-04-11 19:34:28
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patch webster :
who can afford to get drunk in a pub thease days 😂😂
2026-04-12 11:11:26
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cold_n0rse_92_ :
using common sense seems to be illegal too for most people these days
2026-04-12 07:25:04
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DuchessKavita :
Can’t be drunk in a pub has to be the crime not the other way round 😂
2026-04-12 08:05:20
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Niko Horseman ✝︎✝︎✝︎ :
I loved that knock knock game as a kid
2026-04-12 08:34:29
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That guy :
It’s holding a salmon in suspicious circumstances
2026-04-13 07:40:30
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total guesses. :
the drunk one don’t make sense it’s a pub
2026-04-13 00:11:02
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