I like it when the app gets excited for you ‘you’re going to STOCKPORT’
2026-04-13 13:51:38
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paige :
A train from Cardiff to London? £60 one way. A return bus? £12.99.
2026-04-13 17:11:06
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Lisa Ebblewhite :
This would be funnier if it wasn't true 🙈😂
2026-04-13 07:45:26
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katie2405678 :
Like why is one £166 just because it’s direct 🤦🏼♀️
2026-04-14 05:10:19
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Joanna 🤍✨📚 :
Pay and confirm “clicks pay” - sorry that tickets not available, it’s now gone up £30 for the same train same time 🥲
2026-04-13 16:22:27
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Marty :
not even an exaggeration
2026-04-13 12:36:45
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user David :
Computer says NO 😂
2026-04-13 14:19:36
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𝐌𝐲𝐥𝐨 :
And the ticket conditions state that you need to go on specific trains but will only give you 3 minutes to run across a station with 15 platforms because if you miss that one you’ll have to pay an extra £30 because the next train isn’t on the list of trains you can catch with that specific ticket
2026-04-13 14:11:02
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Maria :
And don’t forget when your train is inexplicably cancelled, no you can’t just hop on the next one because your ticket is for Northern Rail and that train is run by TransPennine! Bring back British Rail!
2026-04-14 07:56:56
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Becky Shaw :
🤣🤣 9-10 months for refund haha
2026-04-13 08:39:47
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🪷✽lydia✽🪷 :
Why is it cheaper too fly
2026-05-06 06:32:29
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Lizzy :
this feels like a Catherine Tate sketch
2026-04-13 21:52:56
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barbie :
ended up getting a 5hr coach from manchester to london because it was £7 😭
2026-04-14 00:11:46
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ᒍOᒪEᑎE ♡ :
Spot on 😂😂😂
2026-04-13 07:56:39
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Francis M :
Alright when does the parody start?
2026-04-13 21:05:55
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Charlotte🔥😇 :
There’s another option it’s called the bus 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it
2026-04-13 08:02:42
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🤪Laughalot😛 :
my life on trains 🤣🙈
2026-04-13 17:43:42
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Jamie Aston :
Too real 🤣🤣🤣
2026-04-13 08:58:35
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Asher :
This is soo fucking accurate 😂😂😂
2026-04-15 00:35:27
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Alicante Andy :
this is so true! train from Morecambe to Lancaster on a Sunday 4hrs and £8 or I can get a taxi which takes 20 mins and costs £11
2026-04-13 07:48:10
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northerndavey1966 :
so true!! 😂😂😂
2026-04-13 14:39:28
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Sonny Jermain :
“Wonderfully scenic” 😏
2026-04-13 19:45:53
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Nik :
interesting, now make it satire 😁
2026-04-13 14:23:59
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chriser40 :
you book a designated train time for that train and it gets cancelled 😳😂
2026-04-13 10:16:40
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Reegs :
Honestly it’s a joke! The UK is on an emissions kick but we still price public transport more expensively than driving and parking.
2026-04-14 08:27:11
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