@mattrosenman: Everything is protein and nothing matters anymore. New Protein Cottage Cheese coming soon.

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superjoystickbros
superjoystickbros :
Chobani has a "protein" yogurt that is IDENTICAL to their regular low fat yogurt. Same calories and macros but the "protein" version has a higher serving size.
2026-04-14 00:20:24
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zachj19
Zach J :
we're one step away from plain chocolate bars being labeled as "energy bars" because sugar gives you energy
2026-04-13 16:32:20
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ethelcamps
Ethel Camps :
Eh cheese has been known for having a good amount of protein tho, I’m ok with this. Much better than protein pop tarts
2026-04-13 18:51:50
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benzawy97
Benzawy97🇵🇸 :
being only cheese in America is kinda healthy
2026-04-13 17:14:10
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usabrat1
USABrat1 :
Cheese $3.50 Protein snack bars $15
2026-04-14 05:30:25
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andimshanondubussy
Mozj :
I saw a bottle of “protein and hydrogen rich water” at my local grocery store. It was literally just water.
2026-04-17 12:25:54
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irismeijer70
Lee :
I'm waiting for protein air at this point.
2026-04-13 16:29:45
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itsaaaaaron
Aaron :
It's got the stuff that muscles crave!
2026-04-13 22:51:11
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mainjewel
Mainjewel :
Simple truth recently went through a rebranding recently and added protein to SO many of their products. Quinoa in rice? Protein and higher cost.
2026-04-15 16:39:37
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_raaiinny_
rainy :
I eat those every day 😳
2026-04-13 20:06:35
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caffeinedbookfiend
🦉📚Cass📚🦉 :
saw some protein pop tarts the other day haha
2026-04-13 16:54:26
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sochauddddd
C.D :
To be fair this is ironically less label-lying than many products out there
2026-05-04 00:05:31
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clloves2026
CLloves2026 :
I saw high protein chicken nuggets the other day…
2026-04-14 04:56:30
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cailee_creates
Cailee ✨ :
I measure protein labels by comparing a serving size’s protein to that of an egg. How many eggs would I need to eat to get the same amount?
2026-04-14 03:50:12
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today.iam.grateful
David the Grateful Guy :
Oh wow, that’s hilarious
2026-04-18 14:20:34
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blubutterflygadl
BluButterflygdaL :
I agree with you. Sad thing is that some people don’t know cheese is protein and will only buy this for me because it says “protein bar”
2026-04-19 15:20:13
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z10nmap
TP :
Yep! I just looked it up on Kroger's website. That's legitimately the strategy they are going with for this product.
2026-04-14 20:20:22
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nottheamazonalexaa
** Not the Amazon Alexa :
the protein coffee "craze" is so funny for me if im buying coffee, i do not care how much protein is in it. Just caffeinate me.
2026-04-14 00:50:12
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j948741
J :
They slapped the word protein on half sized boxes of cereal and priced it at double a regular sized box.
2026-04-15 00:14:04
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thelanguagetokker
Steve :
Dude I think you're missing the angle here. You gotta come out with your own line of foodstuffs! "Just Cheese", "Just Milk", "Just Sugar", "Just Sugar in Chocolate with Caramel on Top". I look forward to saying "I knew that guy before he was famous in the supermarket.
2026-04-21 01:24:38
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martinibug
Summerstopia Homestead 💐🐝 :
Cheese has protein!!! If you read the label it shows…..Lawdy marketing people!!😳
2026-04-14 04:11:59
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niboomy
Enna Aiz :
But cheese is the OG protein snack, parmegan is king for this. Hahaha
2026-04-26 01:08:04
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raventardis
Alexa :
to be fair I would choose this over a protein bar any day. maybe not Monterey Jack specifically but make it a cheddar bar and I'm in
2026-04-25 00:01:26
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zovsemen
Zitler88 :
What’s the problem? Is it not high in protein? Is it not a snack?
2026-04-13 21:26:10
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