Because he has to ask me if he’s being flirted with. He can’t tell.
2026-04-16 00:00:26
17983
Ellie :
I’d have to find the girl, schedule it, remind him, and probably pick the restaurant.
2026-04-16 22:23:30
4610
Beck Coombs :
he wears his phone clipped to his belt. im safe
2026-04-16 16:24:43
9980
Daph :
My husband sets alarms to buy hot wheels
2026-04-16 20:05:39
3294
Jamy 🌱🧺 :
Because when the lady at the gas station called him handsome, he called me and told me. And apologized. 🙃😅
2026-04-16 17:53:03
4328
DUHlysse :
He’s building me an apartment in a video game I don’t play. 👍🏻
2026-04-16 21:24:51
2437
Reinedecajun :
My man leaves the house with socks and crocs and shorts on. I'm safe 🤣
2026-04-16 11:09:10
997
Shea🖤 :
Cheating on me would interfere with how far he’s getting into his Pokémon game and I just don’t think he would risk that.
2026-04-16 18:29:10
1673
lecrook🍸✨️ :
he doesnt even know when IM flirting with him...
2026-04-16 23:54:09
1260
C.J.Leary 📚🐉 :
i'm his dungeon master....not the spicy kind 🤣
2026-04-16 16:22:14
1000
Chrissy :
It is by the grace of some deity that managed to get me. He’s not pulling that off twice 😂
2026-04-16 17:10:37
1334
TheRentedNest :
My husband likes, like, four adults. Tops. In his entire lifetime. I’m the extrovert who went out one day and adopted him, like a stray. He’s going nowhere and he likes it that way.
2026-04-17 02:27:37
718
Delirious WhiteWolf :
He is too busy sending me memes on the toilet.
2026-04-17 08:05:57
270
Cassi :
Because the three times a year my husband posts on his social media are my birthday, Mother’s Day, and our anniversary 🤣
2026-04-16 15:39:13
625
Mrs.Spooky :
Have you ever heard of Warhammer 40k? I HAVE! No way he's getting two of us to listen to all that lore
2026-04-17 00:49:50
452
Eliana :
My fiancee once cried over having a dream about cheating on me
2026-04-16 00:36:26
638
Orla_MacAoidh🇦🇺🩷💜💙 :
He can’t even tell when tv characters are flirting. He was floored when heated rivalry turned out not to be a hockey show. We were like 40 mins in
2026-04-18 06:26:28
220
Jennifer :
😆 Because I'd have to schedule it for him 😆🤣😂
2026-05-02 12:21:31
8
BetsyQ :
His most used app is chess.com
2026-04-17 14:50:16
215
Jennifer :
he just re-discovered beyblades. I buy the pretty one for him
2026-04-16 20:20:39
441
Turn of the Century Tea :
yesterday my man printed out a map of a golf course so he could plan precisely where to submit new pokestops for Pokemon Go, and talked about it for hours.
2026-04-16 15:32:36
214
Kristen Sibal :
Would you like to see his Lego collection?
2026-04-16 22:35:00
169
msg :
My husband has YouTube premium to watch people play magic the gathering without ads interrupting it.
2026-04-16 23:49:41
232
Aubrey Heim :
He doesn’t have time to make two dinners in one night.
2026-04-16 20:09:06
92
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