The Onion
Region: US
Wednesday 15 April 2026 21:14:01 GMT
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VanessaB :
In case you want the risotto recipe.
2026-04-15 21:50:18
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Segwinning 🇨🇦 :
This is the first time in a long time it took me more than three seconds to gather that this was an onion article. All done.
2026-04-15 23:55:04
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Vivi <3 :
I genuinely didn't realize this was an onion video until I saw the account
2026-04-16 03:40:12
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Rad_Dad_Brad :
Is this the recipe or not? Instructions still unclear.
2026-04-15 21:18:31
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ThePieLord37 :
The fact this is a possible headline
2026-04-15 21:58:28
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gray still larps :
i thought this was real for a sec
2026-04-15 23:19:33
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Old China Funk :
I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire.
2026-04-16 06:01:14
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O.I.V. :
these are getting harder and harder to tell apart from real news it genuinely took me a minute to figure it out.
2026-05-16 22:42:53
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ty :
Fuck, I thought this wasn’t the onion
2026-05-19 23:40:08
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Treehugger :
I’m not convinced this is fake
2026-04-16 20:27:22
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Moon :
oh it's the onion
2026-05-20 22:01:50
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hexil :
im SO sad this is the onion
2026-05-13 23:19:42
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sovietfroggo :
serves 4-6 people omfg 😂😭🙏
2026-05-17 15:57:24
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DiamondK :
Is the onion starting to make real articles
2026-04-16 05:14:31
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Tzimisci :
Chat giving incorrect information again... it missed the "billion" after "serves 4-6 people"
2026-04-16 02:22:14
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Eviethegardenwizard :
I feel like this is more than the regular jokes the Onion is known for, more like insinuating something worse...
2026-06-08 20:01:11
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Rhythm Gaming :
you know it's a problem when I couldn't tell this was the onion.
2026-05-20 21:56:45
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Auntie Terri :
Why did the “serves 4-6 people” bit fry me?? 😂
2026-04-16 16:54:06
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Move I’m Alphabet Mafi@ :
Serves 4-6 people 😭😭😭😭
2026-04-16 21:29:06
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yung🥬wipe :
ah fuck, I didn't realize it was the onion lol
2026-04-16 14:16:26
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Pabalo :
bro i didn't see this was the Onion 😭
2026-05-20 17:25:00
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non-binary Genya Shinazugawa :
I wasn't paying attention to the video and fully accepted this as real
2026-05-11 18:31:53
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hey_im_rae :
I didn’t realize this was the Onion and I just didn’t question it. I’m not sure what that says about me or the world.
2026-04-16 10:58:55
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KinceandRufus :
I love you writters of the onion. this got such a laugh outta me
2026-04-16 07:22:21
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RATTMaN00 :
I wasn’t watching my screen when I scrolled and almost peed laughing at the initial assumption that this was anything but the onion
2026-04-16 02:56:21
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