I hope both sides of your pillow are warm every single night for the rest of eternity. I hope your charger only works if you balance it on the edge of the table while whispering encouraging words to it. I hope your socks get wet for no reason at least twice a week. I hope your blanket is always too short and your feet are never emotionally secure. I hope every time you finally get comfortable in bed you suddenly remember you forgot to charge your phone. I hope your phone falls directly onto your face at maximum speed every night. I hope your fries are somehow cold and burnt at the same time. I hope every bag of chips you buy is filled with disappointment and three actual chips at the bottom. I hope your pizza cheese slides completely off and burns your chin. I hope your hoodie sleeve gets soaked every single time you wash your hands no matter how careful you are. I hope your YouTube ad is always louder than the actual video. I hope your headphones randomly disconnect in public and start playing your video out loud. I hope your favorite song becomes a terrible sped-up remix. I hope your phone battery drops from 80% to 3% the moment you leave the house. I hope your Wi-Fi disconnects right before you win. I hope every public chair you sit in makes a loud fart noise even though it wasn’t you. I hope your fitted sheet pops off the mattress every night like it’s trying to escape captivity. I hope your cereal gets soggy before the second bite. I hope your spoon falls into the bowl every single time. I hope every marker you use is dry but ONLY after you already started writing. I hope your favorite pen randomly gives up on life during important moments. I hope your shoelaces untie themselves while you’re carrying something heavy. I hope your tacos crack from the bottom immediately. I hope your burger falls apart after the first bite and turns into a salad in your lap. I hope your game updates the one time you finally have motivation to play. I hope your popcorn has hidden kernels specifically trained to attack your teeth. I hope your shampoo runs out mid-shower and all you have left is water and regret. I hope your straw has a crack in it so every sip sounds like a drow
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