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jack 🚩☭ :
This means robins family are worth over 315 million usd, or 432 million cad
2026-04-16 23:36:01
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Aleil :
this is minimum btw
2026-04-16 22:50:28
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Chase🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 :
oh PLEASE
2026-06-08 06:45:45
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calub :
All that for saying please
2026-06-08 01:56:15
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Ben :
what about the diamond suit?
2026-04-17 14:52:41
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alex :
$1,173,313 btw
2026-04-17 13:38:04
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Eli :
and what is the ∆(salary) on that?
2026-04-17 13:59:40
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Charlie :
Have you heard the fan theory that the suiting up is a metaphor for cocaine? Like how a sandwich is a metaphor for weed. Imagine that $72,000 on sniff
2026-04-16 23:32:59
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dellboyo :
⸻ 🧩 Step 1: What we know about his job • He works at Goliath National Bank • His job title is famously “PLEASE” (Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything) • He’s essentially a high-level corporate fall guy / legal scapegoat • He signs off on shady deals to protect executives from liability 👉 Translation in real-world terms: He’s somewhere between a senior compliance executive, legal shield, and corporate fixer — an extremely niche and high-risk role. ⸻ 💸 Step 2: Lifestyle clues (this is where it gets interesting) Barney’s lifestyle is absurdly expensive: • Designer suits only (he says he spends ~$4,000 per suit) • Owns hundreds of suits • Luxury apartment in Manhattan • Constant nightlife spending • Can casually drop thousands on bets, trips, or gifts • Once claims he doesn’t even check his bank balance 👉 Conservative estimate of his annual lifestyle burn: £250k–£500k ($300k–$600k) That’s after tax, meaning his gross income must be significantly higher. ⸻ 🧠 Step 3: The “$16 crapload” clue In one episode, Barney says he makes: “Please… I make like 16 craploads a year.” Later, the gang tries to define a “crapload” but never lands on a number. However: • The show implies it’s a LOT more than a million • Ted and Marshall treat it as ridiculously high ⸻ 📊 Step 4: Reverse-engineering his salary Let’s anchor it to reality: Comparable real-world roles: • Senior compliance exec (big bank): $200k–$500k • Corporate legal risk exec: $300k–$1M • High-risk “fall guy” with NDAs and liability: potentially multi-million compensation But Barney: • Takes criminal/legal risk • Is effectively expendable protection for executives • Is trusted with massive financial exposure 👉 That pushes him into a rarer category: “Highly compensated liability buffer” ⸻ 🎯 Most realistic estimate Base salary: 👉 $1M – $2M Bonuses / hush money / incentives: 👉 $1M – $3M+ Total annual compensation: 👉 $2M – $5M per year
2026-04-18 23:58:12
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