@jh3arn_:

𝘿. :

chill Shakespeare i just woke up

fazlovesfood :

not a single stutter btw

Sam :

You’ve got a way with words 😭😭

Ashley Travels :

noelle :

“tank of fuel, not fuel for a tank” is the most poetic thing i’ve heard all week

mia :

IT WAS YOU???

Ollie Crowley :

Chloe ⚢ :

It costs me £40 for a full tank usually, it was £35 the other day for half a tank 🫠

aura :

and they say shakespeare is dead

hasu :

‘At least I can actually afford to fill that up’

Anisha :

bro had bars after bars im dead 😭😭

Josh :

We all missed shakesbeer

no :

happiest guy in the uk btw

sums x :

you are so poetic

Luc :

‘granted it was baby oil’😭😭😭😭

Ellis :

Even Shakespeare is scared of bro

maccayols :

not a single swear word ❤️‍🩹

Melvin :

not a single stutter btw

ash 𑣲⋆ :

i wanna speak this eloquently

Gabriella 🐙 :

Not a single lie

Sam Glennie :

‘Although at least I can actually afford to fill it up’😭

WATERBOY 🇱🇹 :

Good morning to you too, mate

Foster :

He’s proper pissed. And you know what. Me tooo

Relsuss :

Spitting joke after joke and it’s awesome

fletcharini :

Happiest person in the UK