I scruffed up Mathew Newton in a queue to get into Young and Jacksons in Melbourne. I told him if he wanted to get in he needed to give me a backhanda like the one he gave Brooke Satchwell.
2026-04-17 14:50:38
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mrrdrdth :
Didn’t turn her away but Jane Seymour did complain about the table she got, which was literally the only one available. I told her in my sweetest voice that it was 8pm on a Saturday and we’re lucky we even had that for her 🤷♀️(and none of the under 25 staff knew who she was)
2026-04-17 04:12:55
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N Micallef :
I had Rupert Everett ask me out for a drink. I politely declined.
2026-04-17 06:14:27
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Heids :
didn't have to turn anyone away but once realised about halfway through the night that I was serving Gordon Tallis. it was a super busy night and the only tables we had left were at these tiny bench seats. I'm 5ft nothing and they're small for me so obviously the man barely fit on the sit and would have probably been SO uncomfortable but he didnt say a word and was honestly one of the best customers I have ever had, he is a funny man.
2026-04-18 01:04:33
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michellebow547 :
Anyone that mentions they know the owner by name and thinks that gives them priority treatment!
2026-04-17 11:02:03
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fruitychew1 :
I’ve ‘met’ him. He’s pretty rude
2026-04-17 03:52:17
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Tristan + Greg :
Not the worst celeb story I’ve ever heard
2026-04-17 23:30:33
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mariomarianetti :
The ghost who walks
2026-04-18 10:55:29
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DeluHunter :
I'd be the same though, like I'm lining up 45 minutes to give you money. Reservations exist for a reason
2026-04-26 21:08:49
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Gigo Suijuris :
You are just as important as anyone else.
2026-04-17 07:29:02
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CB :
I think the other James Coburn would have done the same thing
2026-04-17 07:21:07
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Sveinbjörn :
This is still celebrity culture, you’re just being edgy with it
2026-04-23 06:16:29
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bc.the.pt :
2026-04-19 18:14:41
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Sheena Millar 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 :
Good for you.
2026-04-18 05:50:20
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Walter Pál Péter :
he was rude in Titanic too 👌
2026-04-18 14:13:32
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Euro_life :
You sound like a brilliant marketing genius.
2026-04-17 21:54:34
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jooker :
why, he seems pretty chill
2026-04-17 10:36:20
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littlewordy :
Nice.
2026-04-17 05:41:06
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Agotic :
Think it’s the guy from smashing pumpkins
2026-04-19 04:49:04
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Daisy's mom :
I like this. Brilliant.
2026-04-17 10:47:26
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Sonic Reducer :
I like your thinking. I once saw him holding court at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood and he was giving the exact energy you're describing here.
2026-04-17 15:11:45
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