@perezbrenna: 4/16 The Billionaires! They’re… they’re becoming sentient! Developing class consciousness?! #news #funny #satire #drama #History

Esqueeze :

Same girl

ineedteapea :

Billionaires gaining consciousness before ai was not on my bingo card

Tom :

That discussion isn't self-awareness... It's "if we can get ahead of this, we can get away with giving up less."

Jeezus Bezzus :

a wise man said, "a warehouse a week keeps the billionaires meek!"

mali :

They are not happy

Chaos_unending :

Billionaires want us to think they are untouchable. They’re not.

Tracey the Greyt :

Its not consciousness, it's fear.

Grace_Creates_411 :

"de-dollarization" is such a weird way to say "the billionaires took all the money so now there's not enough for everyone else"😮‍💨

Terri Johnson Crawford :

We DON'T want to "catch up" to billionaires, we just want to live comfortably

Author Richard Alexander :

Add in that Sam Altman (openai) is talking about universal basic income and 4 day work weeks.... They're scared.

Wade :

“You were at the gym?”

FörsvaretsHudsalva :

"Redistribution of wealth" is such a weird way of saying "we need to start paying taxes"

anamenotchosen :

By the way, the other three spend the next five minutes fixated on the idea that he went to the gym, so…

✧Tɪgυᴀnα✧ Ꮤ⃝ :

OUT OF TOUCH BUT NOT OUT OF REACH

Lux Radians :

“Leave me out of it”

filmsbysimme :

Self preservation. Not consciousness.

SHIELDS 🛡️ :

This was their response

Taco2theRescue :

Warren Buffet BEEN saying that them paying WAAAY more taxes is the only way for billionaires to continue existing.

Why Steve :

sure, call it dedollarization, not the unfathomable greed.

Chevalier(Shuh.Val.Lee.Ay) :

His next discovery: water is wet. 🤔

🩵Alex Marie 🆘🇺🇸 :

Someone was visited by three spirits the night before 😭

Cap'n Blackstrap :

I know I can never catch up to a billionaire. But I can catch a billionaire. Even if they go to the gym.

Michael Garner :

turns out we just weren't communicating in a language billionaires understood. we just needed to send smoke signals the whole time! 🤣🤣🤣

oldsophguy :

Stephania Messina :

Self preservation is quite the motivator 😂