@colin_fitzmaurice: BIOSHOCK

Noxai :

I gotta be honest. I don't think you can possibly top "I just got off the phone with the UMBRELLA corporation". Now that, imo is your best work

WITWAVES :

XenzPR🇵🇷 :

Quite frankly

Sarah :

You reached flow state with this one

TattedmamaNFinn :

Now do the satire version.

Blair 🏳️‍⚧️ (She/They) :

“I quite frankly do believe it quite frankly”

bk :

arianatomlinson23 :

if you told me this was a tweet from him i wouldn’t question it at all.

dixbyfloppin 69 :

I'm gonna have a daughter and she's gonna be wowwwoowowowwoooooowowhhwowowoww

praise the sun :

"You're taking it out of context"

evie 🩵 :

you're unbelievably good at this impression. horrifyingly accurate

Michael :

Somehow this is more lucid than Trump currently is

VI-OLATED AGAIN :

BIOSHOCK INFINITE intesifies

Michael :

This just might be your best work yet

˚₊‧꒰აdollxrii໒꒱ ‧₊˚ :

He is Jesus. so he should cusifix him self and die for us.

G.I Robot :

At this point, this is no longer a satire channel, it’s the news.

Petr :

Too realistic I was jumpscared

deepestnachoshark :

unrealistic, I can understand every world

Doc Nasty :

Bioshock infinite reference in the big 2026

princesscolex :

Did he actually say this because it's hard to tell.

Sosh :

thank u for giving us side profile. it was ethereal

ROM :

inaccurate, the sentences somewhat lead to each other instead of being disconnected mumbling

Alex - Food For People :

i can't tell if these are direct quotes or satire