@virtualvan: i am NOT spoiling it because i need you all to feel the shock that i felt in that moment #storytime #funny #omg #nameideas #fyp

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nimkii_mukwa
Nimkii_Mukwa :
"Celibate, come here!" Mom I'm not allowed to come anywhere 🤷‍♀️
2026-04-19 19:39:25
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chm940
chm940 :
Cellie is cute Celibate is wrong.
2026-04-18 23:12:19
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https.lizzizz
liz :0 :
I know a child named Felonie. that name is a literal crime.
2026-04-18 16:16:13
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otis08979
otis :
CELIBATE? WHAT ABOUT LIKE CELINE OR CELINA HELLO 😭
2026-04-17 23:15:45
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emoslopbleh
𝔑𝔬𝔞𝔥 :
There’s a kid in my neighborhood and his name is Ebeneezer 😭
2026-04-17 23:48:56
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..claire.bear._
..Claire.bear :
Celeste was right there 🙄
2026-04-18 22:15:59
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ddaddy.maddy
mads 🐚✨🤸🏼‍♀️ :
K but I feel this way about the name Chastity
2026-04-18 05:16:26
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libbymonstar
libbymonstar :
I met a girl named Placenta once. I didn't know what to do.
2026-04-19 00:44:14
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poppyharrison723
Poppy Harrison :
lol is her brother’s name Asexual
2026-04-19 16:57:01
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xxil0vehotfriesxx
ang3l0nline :
My cousins kid is named indica and exclusively goes by Indy at school
2026-04-17 23:27:29
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nichtyoyo
nichtyoyo :
Celery would have been better…
2026-04-18 06:49:08
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ollithan
Ollie :
The one and only true involuntary celibate 😭
2026-04-18 00:11:28
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whatinhimell
LadiesMan217 :
I met a baby named spoon 😭😭😭
2026-04-18 05:20:09
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augvst_moth
•° August °• :
“Hi im celibate” 😭
2026-04-18 05:36:42
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annablahblah4
Annablahblah :
“Whats ur name?” “Im celibate”
2026-04-18 01:18:26
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blackrosesofficial
Nova Rose ♾️🌈 :
I knew someone named Sparkleigh...
2026-04-18 04:04:09
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batphone.tbhc
𝔇𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔫’𝔰 𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤༒︎ :
I would literally disown my parents over this
2026-04-17 23:21:16
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kalejdoskopet
Mandy :
Oh that's not a name. I'm happy there is a law in Sweden that say no to name that can make problems for someone. So not anything is allowed.
2026-04-19 11:06:56
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sammylikestodrawalot
Sam!!☀️ :
We have a “Messiah Cross” at my school😭
2026-04-18 03:38:55
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lionqueen482
LionQueen :
Oh lord. That name is a true tragedeigh
2026-04-19 04:16:43
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l1th1ums
📞 L1TH1UM :
I hate when parents try their best to do unique names because it usually so backfired 😭
2026-04-17 22:45:23
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staceyy91xx
Stacey :
I went to school with 2 brothers called Paul and Andrew Ness. P Ness and A Ness? What were their parents even thinking
2026-04-19 23:18:05
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rocksmymuse.ic
Ruby :
my cousins name is ZOG. Zog Atlas. his little sisters name is Phoenix Stardust.
2026-04-18 09:34:26
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neilawasshere
neila :
she couldn't have just called her celeste or anything name that sounds similar to the word celibate?? there's no way
2026-04-17 23:12:37
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