i hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle. hope your favorite show gets canceled right before the finale. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and aimlessly. I hope your favorite pen runs out halfway through something important. I hope every soda you drink is flat. I hope you always bite the inside of your cheek right after it heals. I hope your socks are always slightly damp.. I hope you always itch in a spot you can’t reach. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast. I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect always changes your words to something embarrassing. I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head but you only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug gets chipped just enough to be annoying but not enough to throw away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself. I hope your toast always lands butter side down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walked into a room. I hope the person in front of you at every drive-thru orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine eats your money. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven. I hope you always get the squeaky shopping cart. I hope your shampoo bottle always has just a little too much left to throw out. I hope your battery dies every time you're 1% away from saving your progress. I hope you always miss the skip ad button by 0.0005 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix always buffers at the good parts. I hope your neighbors practice tap dance at 3 a.m. I hope every pair of earbuds you own gets tangled instantly. I hope you always stub your pinky toe on furniture. I hope your packages always arrive one day after you need them. I hope your pizza is always just slightly undercooked. I hope every pair of pants you own develops a hole in the worst possible place. I hope your toast never pops, it just sits there until it's cold.
2026-04-21 16:16:08
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MaDladla :
the bread pissed me off😭😭
2026-04-18 18:44:04
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Hiii♡ :
where is the comment saying part 2🥹
2026-04-18 14:50:46
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Stha Thunzi :
I don’t like that bread thing, I HATE it
2026-04-19 04:55:23
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Rockman :
why did it say full story and it's not the full story 😑 😒 🤔
2026-04-18 17:39:57
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🌱Dandaeyie🌏 :
pls tell me someone notices the acc pfp😭😭
2026-04-19 04:43:19
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Incognito 🦦 :
What the FUCK is that pretzel recipe 😭
2026-04-21 06:45:48
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Gooz57 :
Fried bread look like poop
2026-04-18 14:04:11
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Jeremy Cooper :
WTF WAS THE BREAD AND PRETZELS SHIT?
2026-04-28 15:06:11
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A7med :
not the full story
2026-04-18 21:37:44
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aidenhwall :
what is bro cooking😭 my face is like🤢🤢🤢
2026-04-20 19:11:40
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halie maj :
WHAT THE FUCK IS BEING MADE
2026-04-28 17:53:46
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☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒𝘔𝘺𝘢𝘩༒༆࿐ཽ༵☆ :
Why is no one talking about the pfp😭
2026-04-26 18:48:24
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Ayak :
First pls like this 🥺🥺🥺
2026-04-18 04:14:51
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♯ ⋮ ⋆𝄞 𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖟༉ .ᐟ ★ :
Lily? as in Lily Evans...?
2026-04-18 15:06:13
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Yalla Jelle :
Who the hell is gonna make that boiled bread stuff like wth
2026-04-20 05:44:03
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