I used to tell my kids if they went to school without giving me a problem, they could stay home on Saturday and Sunday.
2026-04-18 21:43:36
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Eldermillennialhorsegirl :
My kids believe the iPad must charge for 23 hours a day
2026-04-19 21:14:23
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jordtodeath1 :
1 hour or 60 minutes is single handedly the best thing I’ve ever heard.
2026-04-22 01:06:36
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Cassie ❤️🔥 :
Dude the cry chair is fucking genius. It allows the children to learn they are not only allowed to step away and cry, but it also teaches them how to step away from uncomfortable/emotional situations to cry, let it out, and return with a clearer head
2026-05-03 23:49:20
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Misti :
My daughters Easy Bake Oven only worked when it rained 😁
2026-04-19 17:27:23
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BSimp5528 :
I told my daughter that when the ice cream truck was playing music it meant they were out of ice cream.
2026-04-19 15:32:30
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Crystal McCamley :
Santa doesn’t bring presents to kids with messy rooms because he thinks they won’t take care of them/need them
2026-05-08 06:15:10
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Jon Wheeler :
I told my son that McDonalds stops serving chicken nuggets after 7pm.
2026-04-20 03:50:05
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mamma_valles :
I tell my grandkids the vending machines with toys at the store are for kids with no toys . And since they have toys we can’t not get those toys. 😂 Works like a charm! And they are 4
2026-04-20 15:09:51
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katwoman110 :
I told my son that when he was extra well behaved, I got to wear the crown in moms club that week and everyone clapped for me- he would go above and beyond to be extra good so I could wear a crown 😂
2026-05-13 03:05:22
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Kim Kady707 :
My son was 6 or 7. He didn’t listen to the babysitter and talked back. I took him to the store and had him pick up flowers. Then we went home and he wrote a letter to her apologizing to her. I sent him to the door by himself to give her the flowers and the letter and he apologized in person as well. Never happened again!
2026-04-19 20:32:02
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Megann :
We tell our kids we borrow a tablet from the library for trips…it’s definitely not in a closet.
2026-04-22 21:41:54
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kara 😬 :
Songs break after you listen to them 3 times in a row.
2026-04-20 07:45:36
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Candy :
I told my girls Dairy Queen was only open in the summer because who wants ice cream in December.
2026-04-25 03:31:25
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April Hall Henley :
I used to change my hubby’s name in my phone to Santa and the kids thought I was texting Santa about their behavior, good or bad.
2026-05-14 23:08:54
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TayBroSal :
Varsity mom hacks
2026-04-21 16:58:53
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Gnat Ott :
nothing irks my children more than when I have chocolate in my mouth & they dont. so true.
2026-04-19 20:49:18
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Dawna T. :
my car won't start until all seat belts are buckled.
2026-04-22 21:40:47
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Maryjojo :
we told the kids the TV would run out of battery and needed to charge when we were done with TV time
2026-05-02 23:40:50
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Violet :
Not me slightly mad that we're all done potty training now 🤣
2026-05-11 01:11:52
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🏒ulia :
My mom used to flip a coin to get me and my brothers to do stuff and she’d always say “heads I win, tails you lose”
2026-04-25 17:19:50
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Cara Ann :
about to start potty training my 18m old - shes showing signs of readiness and will be getting mms for rewards. im changing my plan to include mms for mommy!
2026-04-21 21:30:34
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SDKempton :
Want all A’s. Start early giving them $10 for every A nothing for B’s and C or below they owe me $10. All 4 of mine liked that extra $$$$ every semester.
2026-04-20 01:53:58
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Hplusthree :
Set alarms! My god best thing I’ve ever found. They can’t argue with a bedtime alarm it’s not me it’s the phone. Aww I’m sorry guys it’s the bed time alarm. Do you want 5 or ten minutes to do X gives them control and limits at the same time
2026-05-06 23:05:10
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Rose Marie Rose :
I told my children when they were young raisins were candy so they would always want them.
2026-04-19 23:30:27
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