The Female David Mitchell
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Saturday 18 April 2026 15:34:06 GMT
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Alex🙃 :
Me in a McDonald’s “are the chips vegan”…. Ma’am it’s a potato….?
2026-04-19 23:59:31
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Joshua Charleston :
Had a customer ask if we did pork or Beef items in a Nando’s
2026-04-18 18:12:11
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LJ :
Does you coffee have coffee in it?
2026-04-18 16:01:06
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~callum :
does this actually happen?
2026-04-21 15:23:27
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Summer :
I was asked for an americano with butter, I’ve been asked for half fresh orange half water, I’ve been asked why has the vanilla ice cream got black bits in it (it’s the vanilla bean) I’ve been asked can I have a cappuccino I’ve said here’s your two coffees and he said I didn’t order a coffee I ordered a cappuccino 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
2026-04-18 19:16:10
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SheSellsSeaShells :
the trauma from hospitality is real 😂
2026-04-19 08:01:59
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Gabby Sifu108 :
‘’is there any pork in this?’’ I work at KFC
2026-04-18 20:51:27
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alan💿🎶✨ :
the flawless loop making this feel like a never ending server nightmare 😭😭😭
2026-04-18 18:13:28
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Matt Steele :
While I wasn't actually working, I was a customer at this take away seafood shop and some people walked in and said to the staff "Do you guys have seafood here" in a SEAFOOD TAKE OUT SHOP
2026-04-18 16:28:53
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♏️ Sophie 🦂 :
I work in a coffee shop and a lady ordered soup and a flat white, she said the soup was too spicy and she couldn’t have spice. I think it was vegtable soup. Then she couldn’t have the coffee because of it being too hot or caffeine in it or something really stupid me and my coworker and the manager was like 🥴
2026-04-18 17:36:19
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Terrimarie :
I once got asked for a pint of fosters,i said no sorry this is the snack bar,the alcohol bar is just through there ….ok il just have a shandy….i still dont have beer i can do the lemonade bit but im not the bar thats over there,how do i get there(as im pointing to the door that says bar on)🤦🏼♀️😂
2026-04-18 23:03:49
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George :
my personal favourite working at Burger King.... "Hi can I get a cheeseburger please?" "Yeah, is that on its own or would you like a meal?" "I'll have the meal." "Cool, what drink would you like?" "no." "Sorry, I didn't catch that. What drink would you like?" "I don't want a drink." "Okay so you don't want a meal then?" "No." 🥲
2026-05-30 02:06:37
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Catarina Lima :
Excuse me the onion soup has really onions in it? 😳
2026-04-29 13:12:50
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JP :
I had someone ask me for a dry cappuccino once and f had someone today ask me if we do cappuccinos when we sell coffee 🤣
2026-04-26 22:06:24
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.maddison20 :
I was asked if a coffee milkshake had coffee in it I said well yh it’s one shot proceeded to order it 5 mins later asked if she could change it to a reg coffee as she remembered she didn’t like milkshakes 😭
2026-04-20 08:41:30
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Andrea Wilder :
Bank Holiday Fav!! Can I have a table for 4, now….My reply, no we are actually closed 🙂 Customer……but you can make an exception for me!!!!!!
2026-05-05 16:50:35
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Kris Mckechnie :
When I worked in a phone shop, all the time we would get people coming in on day 29 or 30 trying to return an item. When I explained we had a 28 day return policy we would always get “but it’s only 2 days over” THAT WOULD BE A 30 DAY RETURN POLICY THEN WOULDNT IT!!!
2026-04-19 06:15:32
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Gemma Boiling :
someone asked me for an oat milk latte with an extra shot of coffee.. I worked in a Gambling shop
2026-05-18 08:26:20
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Madz 🚍👊👌 :
“Where is the ice?” “On thr shelf next to the eggs and bread…. Where do u think it is if it wasn’t in the freezer it wouldn’t be ice
2026-05-12 22:24:04
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Catarina Lima :
People paid 5 euros for breakfast . buffet we had the milk next to the coffee machine labeled! excuse me where is the milk!
2026-04-29 13:10:12
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Sazzyjay :
Today someone’s order went like this… ‘can I have a rose wine, a packet of crisps and some nuts’. i was like wow so many questions. What size wine? Which rose would you like? What crisps do you want? What nuts do you want? Did you leave your brain at home???!!! 😳😩
2026-04-18 21:09:21
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Simon Crews :
I was told once , the fish in your fish and chips is to fishy.
2026-04-18 20:12:37
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tiinytoker21 :
you are my brain on the daily 😂👏
2026-04-19 04:50:42
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Ethan » :
Real question in Wetherspoons, “does the cheese meltdown burger contain cheese? “ uhh I think so
2026-04-19 01:18:53
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Lily🤍 :
“Do you do hearing tests” well the sign above me says “hearing tests” so I’ll go with no🙃
2026-04-19 13:50:58
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