@cat.stories26: MY WIFE CALLED ME AT 1:30 P.M. "TONIGHT, YOU CAN JOIN MY BROTHER'S FIANCEE'S FAMILY FORDINNER - BUT KEEP YOUR MOUTHSHUT."IASKED WHY. SHE SNAPPED,"HER DAD'S A JUDGE. DON'T EMBARRASSUS LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO."I SMILED."GOT IT." DURING THE TOAST, THE JUDGESUDDENLY STOPPED RIGHT IN FRONT OFME. HIS SMILE FADED. "HELLO... I'MSURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE." THEN HEASKED,"DO THEY KNOW WHO YOUREALLY ARE?" THE ROOM FELL DEAD SILENT