@richmanparadise: In 2013, Detroit club owner Alan Markovitz took a breakup and turned it into one of the most extreme revenge moves ever… and he didn’t try to hide it After they split, he bought the house right next to his ex and put up a huge bronze middle finger statue pointing directly at her place. Not subtle, not small… a full statement piece that reportedly cost around $7,000 and was impossible to miss Markovitz later said it was his version of “closure”… but a lot of people saw it as a whole new level of petty The story spread fast online, with people split between thinking it was hilarious or way too much Because some breakups fade out quietly… and others leave a permanent message right next door