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Armani Rayne :

I like the little grunt when im picked up. I know im heavy. im a whole human. Despite me being heavy, though, he still picks me up to bring me joy. Hes putting in effort for my happiness even if it causes him discomfort. For that ill always love him ( and his little grunt)

⋆.˚✮🪼𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗💊࿔*:･ ⏰❗️ :

Huh? Can someone explain

★Osi (Dazai's Wife)★ :

Bro...

Stormy :

i make sounds when i stand up, sit down, move, it doesn’t matter what i do. deal with it.

Hiena Esta Jugendo :

Oh I thought he farted and she just went "Okay Bye..."

╰𒀭ॱ˖🎭 ᗷᑌᖴᖴOᑎE | 𝐋𝐃𝐒 :

✩ ₊˚🎧lulu⊹♡⋆౨ৎ˚ :

@Thelonious Schooler me when you try and pick me up (joking btw)

carb0nd10xide [COMMS OPEN] :

my bf cant lift me but tbh we abt the same height and i weight a lot more than him xd he said hed manage by the time we walk down the aisle tho😋

İnferna :

i'd say "i was trying to fart"

Luxx :

Where is the store

maddi (I promise) :

my bf is lowkey not that strong so I pick HIM up

☆The_man☆ :

it was a groan of PLEASURE

Please Ignore :

He had a Cold play CD in his picket

Liormax 🇻🇪 :

the gym chapter is about to go insane

Aaron🥺🥺🥺 :

The end:

jeffy_570 :

†𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖔 𝕸𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖟† :

oh man, this is so real

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Paco Santín Díaz :

Piplup piplup piplup

Tim :

sidney :

no entendí

🏹🦴Skeleton🦴🏹 :

humans are heavy, find someone better man💔

Spooky🦇 :

The shop I’m considering spending hundreds to go just see in person btw

LEIGHTON ◼️◼️ :

where does one find a gf like this