@maplebutteroll:

spiritedgle :

I have 17 god children. Covid was scary af.

a renee :

My sister did the same thing and I told her I will tell the courts im not fit to be a guardian

Neko_3825_ :

My friends would never even let me be the godmother of their hamster 😂

Joker🇺🇸 :

call an Uber

Michael :

I can't repost fr so here ya go

swarmy3 :

My sister made me the godfather of her son, and I made her give me money for the Uber ride to get him to the orphanage.

appleuser85269884 :

That’s a lot of responsibility to put on one person. 🤣🤣

The Huggable Cav :

My sis sent me papers to sign and next day I saw her and hubby were ziplining in Costa Rica. Scariest trip of my life and I wasn't there.

lily tatui :

I'm a single godmother of 4 lol

pvdwithmariah :

I think your supposed to keep him but what do I know 😭

geraldnewton8 :

Lmmfao🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂this shit made me snort🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Fatima :

My niece would walk back to my house from the orphanage

Dameon :

user7956146532623 :

Real AF 🫡🤣🤣

kikirhy30 :

I cannot

Enriqke GP :

Lyft! Cheaper than uber 🫣😂

Just bored :

Hahahahahahaa. 🤣😂🤣 Was not expecting this.

Bad Egg :

I just recently started following you, and you might be the funniest person I have ever seen. I laughed so hard at this.

Jupiter🪐 :

That’s not how it works. 😭💀

msruthybabi :

My sis and bro in law said I was the first in line. I can not go from 2 to 6

Justin Rogers :

Just means you have to pay for the Uber

Ferg :

funniest mf on the planet