@y2k.jh:

🛴una :

This will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go into the garden cover myself in dirt and pretend I’m a carrot.

Aeshine :

then the friend suddenly said "no? that's not what happened"😭

i35 :

Real, i have to tell my friends this all the time, bro almost ruined us by trying to talk.

️ :

Reposting for those who cant

𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑭𝒍𝒚𝒃𝒚 :

What stfu mean can someone explain

~Y🤍 :

“Erm that didn’t happen” 🤓👆

♯ ⋮ 𝄞 𝓴𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓷𝓲𝓮 ༉ .ᐟ ★ :

This will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go into the garden cover myself in dirt and pretend I’m a carrot.

zem :

and then they start to add

𝓶𝓪𝔂𝓪 :

I make up stuff so quick too😂

♡Cough syrup☆ :

the fact I laugh during the truth and I look so real when I'm lying is scary

my mom and dad left me leona :

💥🪨#1Toesucker❤️🧡 :

Real like just smile and nod bruh

D :

Fr tho then my friend just tells a complete different story so I have to make up an excuse for mine

Damian✝️ :

deadass

𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 :

Fugg I want a friend like that. Dang.

eye.liner :

bro got that toji fit