@luke.is.alive_: #traveltips #flying #airport #germs #funny

Daul Polan :

I find it best to shit myself as soon as I’m through security. Keeps people well away

Linda Laughs :

You've thought of everything haven't you?🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️Happy travels. 😁

Rochelle Lytle :

DUDE!!! You crack me up!!!! You're a GD genius!! 😂😂😂😂😂

TAOS10 :

I just start coughing loudly without covering my mouth.

why :

I don't know ..here in Australia we have massage chairs you pay $5 for 15min....I sit in one of those away from everyone but close enough to see everything

Luke Colson :

Works a treat. 😂😂😂

JellyBean😜 :

I adore you 🤣🤣🤣 I just cough like if I’m cough up a goog

NxKnows :

Give them a creepy smile and pat the seat in an inviting fashion. Works every time. (Also works on public transport 😁)

Marie Sall813 :

That’s hysterical!😭

Deanna Trerotola Diaz :

I start coughing 😷🤧

Lisa 🧔🐶🌺 :

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just love you. Thank you for making me laugh every day.!

Kelley Cranirk :

Wait where is the rest of the story? That was only 13 minutes! I need characters, I need setup, I need visual aids!! 😁😉

Redgirlmj :

I find rocking back and forth and muttering under my breath works as well 😜

Christina :

Oh wow! LOL you can’t fool me now

chickenmclean🇨🇦 :

Steve martin wrote it best in his wonderful book, cruel shoes. if someone is going to mug, you just vomit on your money. now you've won the game

🇦🇺🩵 Julie 🩵🇦🇺 :

Awwww Luke, you’re so 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mrsbj72 :

You’re so funny!

♏️ ShannonJReynolds ♏️ :

Ingenius!!!

VeeBee🇿🇦 :

😂😂😂 I love this idea Luke!! More travel tips please.

Dr. J :

Taking a trip to London in May. Will also be visiting Salisbury, Stratford, and Oxford. Any “must see” recommendations.?

🌻 Sue 🐝 :

Genius! 🤣

Sunflower girl :

Wow what a a noise that was at the end! I would take the seat beside you. Just to be a pain! Have a safe flight. 🥰

SueZQ1961 :

THIS TOOK ME OUT!!!

Merlin Christian741 :

Dawn❌ :

🤣🤣🤣🔥 oh man that was so good!