@lach_mac: old man in lighthouse would go hard in a christmas gift pack from nan

Amy :

Did a double take in the grocery store 💀

Kyle the animal🇨🇦 :

I bought a deodorant called night panther. I don’t know how anyone could not buy it.

BBR :

My wife wears an old spice lavender one and the description on the back it says "just think about chainsaws and lasers or something. I don't know, man. it's lavender."

Audrey Lavoie🇨🇦🩷💛🩵 :

I want bookstore and strawberry thank you very much

Chloe :

old ship just over the horizon and citrus actually sounds nice.

damp~spagetti(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 🫧 :

just gonna leave this here

Eve Madden606 :

I'll just leave this here

Space Kaijus :

MiddMax9 :

Chucky McDingDong :

I got one once where the scent was "Naval Supremacy". I wish I could find it again

mslandlockedmermaid :

we want cool sounding scents too! Like Sea Hag, Midnight Maiden, Raven's Call, Wolf Moon, Bog Witch, and Flame Caller...with cucumber :)

Magic_dirt12 :

I did a double take with these

Danni Thomsen :

Merks :

'lavender dreams☺️💞🌷' vs 'COOL ICE SPORTS CRUSH💥💪🔥'

Peachy :

Okay but sexy bouquet is the actual name of my deodorant

✨☁️Amber☁️✨ :

Coconut Vanilla Climax actually sounds pretty nice…

Crittta :

Bennanaa❤️

cameron1innes :

“- and citrus”

Autumn :

so uh, where can I get the Scottish man deodorant????

Primary Human :

My husband has a deodorant that smells like a volcano. It does not smell like sulpher and suffering.

VividDark :

Here me out I want to have a deodorant brand for men, with the following scents: Savage Mutton Essence of spud Slightly above average Sizzled Bacon.

Tasannah58 :

Ok, but I would actually wear perfume scented like a bookstore. The scent of books and coffee is magical. And the scent of a ship on the horizon actually sounds interesting too lol

Gavon Bell :

Cthulhu Wars and green apple: The Million in One

bekahland :

skateboard and roses