@taylortomlinsoncomedy: Best answer I got on tour #standupcomedy #death #netflix #boat #funeral

Munro Gates McLaren :

My grandfather is a coral reef off the coast of Florida. We even have the coordinates I’d we wanted to scuba dive and visit him!

Bird b!tch🩷🤍💜🖤💙 :

I want to be turned into a hookah, specifically I want to be melted down into glass and shaped into the hookah from the animated Alice in wonderland movie

Tals :

i so desperately want to see you on tour omg

JustTree417 :

The stand by me joke was so good 😭😂

4maypo :

My son was PA state champion back in the day in archery

Great_comment_guy :

Not only are you so freaking funny, but you are so pretty!!!

Marcyplays :

love your shit😁

Joseph A P Holsten :

My mother in law insists this is her plan.

Dystopia funsies :

Now i want to watch that movie 😂

Elliot :

First

BerthaB :

So sad I missed her show in DC when it was cancelled

roberteight :

I was thinking more like "weekend at Bernie's" 😂

nursepara1 :

In all my years having worked both as a cop & medic, ur the only one i'd be afraid to meet bec of how you see through life. 👏

Christopher :

Your special was awesome as always 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋

pet family😸🐕🐾 :

stand by me # 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Charles Bizarre Alien :

Miranda🦋 :

I would love to see you in person so much, I appreciate all the laughs 😂

L.B.2424 :

earlyyyyy!!! Love you Taylor, you're sooooo so funny 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻✨️

lee_sakura27 :

stand by me 2 😂

Ricky Johnson :

fourth

Aurora 📖🪡🇦🇺 :

when my partner dies, half of him will be fireworks (home made of course) and the other half put into something for myself to use privately 🤣 just coz he dead don't mean he gets out of keeping me happy. do plan to get the mould made up soon and keep aside for when the time comes

Finleylikesstuff🐢 :

Second

Franciele Beluzzi de Oliveira :

Third

commissionergordon720 :

I’d argue still better than overpriced underground box

Goosem43 :

My mom said a Viking funeral, but she wants the ashes then turned into a diamond and embedded into a family dagger for our inevitable feud with another family. It’s my job to figure out how to do that.