We can't afford cobweb removal! We're getting gold plated faucets.
2026-04-28 03:36:44
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Chubba_Games :
This would be more effective if they understood metaphors
2026-04-28 09:20:18
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Birdy :
I grew up with the cobwebs, and they never hurt ME.
2026-04-28 13:48:19
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Marisol Velez🌴🥥 :
We wouldn’t have cobwebs if we had a fence around the house! 😑
2026-04-28 15:40:46
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The_Sleepy_Mystic :
“I think we should put in gutters.” “HOW ARE GUTTERS GONNA BE PROFITABLE!?” “…gutters aren’t supposed to be profitable they move water where it should be…??” “Well who’s gonna pay for it??” “Us …cause we all benefit from gutters even if it doesn’t keep us dry?”
2026-04-27 21:52:23
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Gem🌟 :
It’s so exhausting and it makes me feel insane
2026-04-28 14:22:58
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UmmaticHistorian :
Except its not just a cobweb, the load bearing pillars are rotting and caving in
2026-04-29 00:45:00
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JORDAN :
Fair wages, gun control, money out of politics, taxing billionaires = socialism somehow..😮💨
2026-04-28 17:20:12
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PPPrettyPumpkin :
actually, those are dust bunnies. AI says Cobwebs didnt exist until 1966.
2026-04-28 23:50:52
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Billiam Crosby :
You forgot to blame the last owner for all of the problems
2026-04-29 09:59:50
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SneakStone :
😳: The hot water heater is broken.
🤷: we can't afford to fix everybody's water heater.
2026-04-28 12:07:02
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loftydreamer :
Your problem is you are arguing with the spiders.
2026-04-29 21:29:32
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Nah I’m right :
“Guess you just hate our house” like bruh
2026-04-29 02:28:22
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Brenna | Accountability Bestie :
I’ve personally never seen cobwebs so they don’t exist
2026-04-29 17:42:17
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freerometheworld :
“Why do you care? You’re not a spider” 😭
2026-04-28 14:48:38
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Vyktery :
"We can't afford to fix the sidewalks, the HOA is putting all our funds into making a solid gold tennis court."
2026-04-30 09:35:27
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Rachel 🍁 :
"in other places the cobwebs are worse"
*has one of the highest rates of cobwebs*
2026-04-30 06:26:00
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Hannah ⋆˙⟡ :
God damn this is such an ACCURATE analogy
2026-04-29 02:48:29
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Misfitranch101 :
part 2 idea: you want all roommates to pay a fair share of the rent. this is clearly very unreasonable.
2026-04-28 10:43:06
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George Hutchinson :
“You know the last guy who owned the house had twice as much cobwebs so this is actually great by comparison”
2026-04-30 13:37:19
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TySpice :
What about all the cobwebs ten years ago? You had no problem with those cobwebs!
2026-04-30 18:46:22
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Ibshredz :
“Oh and i guess you think its will alllllll be free to fix huh?” “Well i am paying rent already so….”
2026-04-29 17:25:19
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✨lyndsay✨ :
Except it’s not cobwebs, it’s a cracked foundation and a growing mold problem and also there’s no CO2 monitor because that’s too expensive
2026-04-28 15:01:54
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Emperor of Oregon :
I've had enough of this anti spider propaganda.
2026-04-30 04:11:56
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