Jake Christie
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Wednesday 29 April 2026 20:30:00 GMT
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estelle ☆ :
Pleaseee do ‘I know it smells crazy in there’ 😭😭😭
2026-04-29 22:49:00
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Votre Dame 🍁🧡 :
I adoooore this tweet it's actually graciously on loan to the museum of Twitter from my private collection you're welcome
2026-04-29 21:01:36
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KT :
I’m chronically ill in a way that means that I have a minimum of 1 but up to like 4 appointments with NYU and/or Weill Cornell a week and the number of fucking text messages and robocalls I must field to confirm all those appointments multiple times each legitimately drives me insane. My PT is at the same time every week, I don’t need to confirm it 3 times every time it’s ridiculous.
2026-06-20 15:27:10
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chocotttes :
Ummmmmm I have a COMMENT for you in my dm
2026-04-29 20:33:49
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keeganacoata :
Emails from a hospital be like you still owe me twenty billion dollars
2026-04-30 01:04:21
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🧌bb🧌 :
"urgent document" and it's the weekly statement that I receive weekly. on the same day. every week.
2026-04-30 02:16:56
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coldzimbra :
no bec why does the bank email me five times a day to tell me nothing
2026-04-30 01:20:56
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Emily Ward :
The Dr. Pepper emails are NOT what you mean by unnecessary emails from your doctor
2026-04-29 23:38:19
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Ivy Doll Ideas :
It's like your mom texting you "call now" and then she just wants to tell you that she saw a friend who used to have in high school at the grocery store
2026-05-01 03:45:38
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weirddonutesq :
Museum of twitter videos be like “Ummmmmm we have a VIDEO for you. in your FYP” and then the message is like “Hello we are Jake Christie”
2026-05-04 22:30:20
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Finn :
Mr. Curator, your dedication to reading the tweet in EXACTLY the intended tone, is endlessly appreciated.
2026-04-30 00:38:52
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user7666815652450 :
Banks have separation anxiety 💔
2026-05-01 12:05:27
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DrPeePee :
it's like when Credit Karma sends a push notification of "YOUR SCORE CHANGED CHECK IT RIGHT NOW!!" and when you check it nothing changed 😒
2026-04-30 02:56:11
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Compendia of Special Interests :
"Twitterdotcoooom" is my new favourite vocal stim.
2026-04-29 22:02:28
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Why you wanna know :
My uni is always sending out emails like URGENT: Don’t forget to do this random poll
2026-04-29 21:12:11
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Ali, Lord of the Skies :
I signed up for vemno once two years ago and they're STILL emailing me saying and I quote "you can make transactions on venmo!" I know that... I'm not making any tho....
2026-04-30 11:40:07
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ClayJ :
Don’t forget the several-step authentication where you have to download an app and give them three other phone numbers
2026-04-29 20:37:37
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j_cholman :
it's especially bad with colleges. I'll get an email saying "attention graduating seniors" and it's a sale on Lululemon merch at the school store
2026-05-02 01:55:28
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jayden_is_so_funny :
The email spam is actually crazy. I do not understand the idea behind companies thinking that if they tell me they exist over and over that I will somehow give them money
2026-05-01 23:15:24
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#1 crocodile fan :
as a banker these comments are really funny
2026-04-30 02:02:48
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njc2o :
Not my knees
2026-04-30 00:33:23
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a brerb in the hand :
Fedex sent me an email the other day about bad weather might be delaying packages. I have no incoming packages (I do have an account and the email was in fact legit) and they misspelled "inclement" as incelment. They did this two days in a row.
2026-04-30 21:49:09
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amethyst_roses :
To give a little more context to the "We are Xbox" tweet, recently Xbox got a new CEO, who has done a lot of wonderful things, one of them being getting rid of the stupid "this is an Xbox" campaign and replacing it with a slightly better but also fairly useless "We are Xbox" slogan. however, on the face of it that tweet totally just looks like Xbox reminding people they exist lol
2026-04-29 21:23:58
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☆꧁Shari꧂☆ :
NGL, I only check my personal email for confirmation links nowadays. It's too annoying to keep up with
2026-04-30 00:37:15
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StutzBob :
I worked as a bank teller for 6 months, and quit over this exact thing! They made us call new customers for no reason and it was EXTREMELY uncomfortable!
2026-04-30 17:39:12
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