@whosagoodlizard: Mating season Samson is… not for the weak 😅 Every year I tell myself “it’ll pass soon” and every year it feels like the longest season of my life. My guy wakes up and chooses chaos, violence, and apparently… my pants. He’s pacing, head bobbing, black bearding, and launching himself at anything that dares to exist within a 3-foot radius. Today’s victim? Me. Specifically, my legs. In his defense, this is all normal dominant male behavior, but WOW is it a lot. It’s like living with a tiny, scaly frat boy who just discovered feelings and has absolutely no idea what to do with them. We’ll get through it like we always do… but at this point I’m starting to think mating season is less of a season and more of a lifestyle 🫠

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Thursday 30 April 2026 03:08:34 GMT