@myths_and_stories: the east chirpsqueak consortium on bioengineering and anthropomorphic animals (ECC-BAA) started its 23rd year off with a bang, as a team of scientists from the consortium's home district revealed their latest creation, set to revolutionize the spaces of play, maker, and learn, all at once. behold, the heat-activated wiggle-dingus, a semi-organic contraption that flails with gentility whenever touched by an organic appendage. using rat genes as a base, the team aimed to merge the eagerness of dog, the stoicism of sloth, and the power of horse, into a single, compact, ultra-portable package— and while the engineering process was wrought with complications, they state that the final result is easily replicable and highly scalable: with little more than a five-pronged wishkernoodle, a bucket of amniotic fluid, and a simple desk lamp, any goober with a couple brain cells can create a wiggle-dingus of their own! (via xhs - id 1034253607)

fragaday_ :

"I am a bacterium, and I am in need of a mode of motility." The humble flagellum:

maddy 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎸 :

Use this information wisely…

🎀-♡ᴘɪɴᴋ♡ғʟᴜғғʏ♡ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴs♡-🌈 :

So do rats tail wag or do they have a button to tail wag

vince :

I am very excited and happy for this mechanism

Blunderbub :

Hmm yes…how will this effect Montana’s economy?

Crit!! :

📦🐜iຖŞē¢t 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖕🐜📦 :

Very innovative I can’t wait to see them used in more scientific fields🐜

rock :

can't wait for more progress to be made with this bad boy!

Waltuh :

Is this peer reviewed?

MOST JOLLYEST DUDE🥹 :

Wow so cute ok

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The humble sperm cell

🏳️‍🌈☆ ᴄᴏʀᴛᴇxsᴘʜᴇʀᴇ ☆🏳️‍🌈 :

Flagellation Activation Technique

corbigoe :

Neutral vin cent™️😐😐: I am very EQUANIMOUS and INDIFFERENT for this mechanism 😐😐

lemon :

EVIL vin cent™️😈😈:I am very BORED and ANGRY for this mechanism😈😈

Jay :

best quality: their wiggles

plonk :

will this affect fishing season

purry forn :

?

marjellio :

just a giant sperm cell bruh 😭

IHateVirgos :

Cruel studies conducted on innocent creatures of nature…