@wheresmyzyn:

CETTY :

"What's your opinion on polyamory?" is also a good one.

Jeremy Goldberg :

“My girlfriend says all this cause she actually loves me”

Localsad :

its been a hard enough day please.

Wendigo :

And I believed every single word

Matt :

Why do they do this?

Rian :

you forgot "you actually saved my life btw"

s℮mper :

you’re too good at this

jae.mglock :

guys zyn just said she loves me🥳

☆ STAR ☆ :

"I love you so much and never want to leave you ever I've never loved someone this much" literally 1 (one) day after: "yeah I lost feelings like a couple weeks ago couldn't you tell?"

romanxromii :

yo can we not things are going rly well this time

BadkarmaTV :

Thanks for the flashback gang

Gona :

Not funny dude

xan_brodie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :

started calling me her handsome boy literally an hour before breaking up with me, her dad bought me a McDonald's tho so I left there on a net positive

Arthur_Morgan :

Giving my gf suspicious looks rn

𝙐𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 7\ :

Don’t give me flashbacks 🫩✌️

klipa :

"we gonna spend this whole summer together!" ghosted June 10

Wayne Delaney :

joelio :

You're making me so paranoid

Package_Poverty :

I believed every word.

dom? :

she has said ALL of this...?

😺Pooper😼 :

"When we get married-" 🥲

Zośka_ :

I do not claim negative energy from this one

gs300.solis :

Wait block me rq

FBIPUPPY :

guys in safe, my girl just ignores me