have you, or someone you love, had their commute interrupted by one such green birdulon as this? three years ago, these green birdulons crash-landed on our humble planet of earth. we gave them shelter, we gave them food, we took them out on romantic dates to fancy-sounding restaurants with expensive wines on their menus... and in return? we asked only for samples of their embryonic stem cells, so that we could extract their various green powers for our own personal gain. yet now, it seems, they've turned the other cheek. across the country, victims are reporting birdulon-related incidents, precipitated by fellows not unlike the spetument you see here. according to reports, the birdulons in question appear to mutter some sort of incantation, before departing on their way, often by foot. now, we haven't been able to confirm this by any scientifically veritable means— but according to dr. james mcmansion, lead of our crackpot theories and speculation department, it is almost certain that the birdulons are hatching some sort of body-snatching scheme... just like in the classic 1956 film, "invasion of the body snatchers," as well as the 1978 adaptation, also titled "invasion of the body snatchers." please, if you have any information on these freakish and quite unsettling green birdulons, give us a call at our tipline— 1-800-555-FREAK. (from ig @ str8edgedez) - @myths_and_stories