@mrballen: The WORST Captain In History…. ——— I'm going back on tour this year. The west coast in June, the rest of the country (and Canada) in October. Millions of you watch these stories every week and I rarely get to meet any of you. The live shows are the only time I get to be in the room with the people this whole thing has been for. If you want to be in one of those rooms, the dates are at the link in my bio. Tag whoever you'd want next to you. That part matters more than you'd think.