@the.masked.vagabo: #patrickbatemanimpression #patrickbatemanimpersonator

Sam :

the real Patrick would go over every single piece of clothing he's wearing

GANTETSU. I'm anime artist :

"I have to return some video tapes"

qxsimali :

pastapesto :

He would more likely say: “I am wearing a two-button, double-breasted gray suit in a lightweight Argentinian merino wool and cashmere blend by Jean Paul Gaultier. The drape is flawless. I am pairing it with a tailored white and blue Bengal-striped cotton shirt featuring a contrasting white tab collar from Brooks Brothers. The tie is a woven silk number in a deep crimson, pulled directly from the Ralph Lauren Spring/Summer '93 catalogue and tied in a perfect full-Windsor. Finally, the shoes are traditional black calfskin leather cap-toe Oxfords by Loro Piana, polished to a mirror shine.”

RD68 :

myman7861 :

Damn you sound like him too - you should go to castings for the remake of the film

I dont drive :

szmfzg :

Henley 👌👌

sebastians_filme :

Bro that’s crazy! He looks a bit like Christian Bale but his voice sounds to real like Patrick Bateman!!!!! 🫨🫨🫨

Mr.Late :

Alex 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 :

Suprised he stopped considering how late his video tape returns are

минус :

Rooki£ :

patrick batemen when you have a better business card

TheOneEyedMan :

Don’t tell me, don’t tell me. Let me guess, Valentino Couture?

chris hemsley :

Off to return some video tapes

Nancy :

Patrick why are you in my hometown?

HOCKEYGAWD⚡️ :

hes returning some video tapes 📼

zardoz :

Christian Bale

Robocto :

Not listening to Huey Lewis, that's a surprise 🤣

♡ Debs ♡ :

I spotted Paul Allen in London today

danyarabotaet :