@pissedmagistus: Jesus was an egg

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lillylikethetiger
LillyLikeTheTiger :
what came first, the Jesus or the egg
2026-05-04 08:02:27
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dcomfie
dcomfie :
Every aspect of Christianity can be found in other religions. I did an entire essay on it in high school.
2026-05-06 19:57:56
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3jay7holdi
Unc Aura :
13 months with 28 days. Shout out to the og calendar
2026-05-03 17:57:10
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chantalnoordeloos
Chantal Noordeloos :
Apparently they initially had a different birthday for Jesus, and they changed it so that they could absorb yule.
2026-05-10 06:11:03
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tobinnyn0yc
wanderer :
In a rare case both you and Wes are both correct and incorrect. Well done.
2026-05-03 18:07:48
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runethesdit
Rune At Your Service :
That cute little Easter Bunny? Also a symbol of rebirth, growth, procreation, proliferation.....Spring.
2026-05-03 20:34:26
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turtletori1014
Tori 🐱♎️ :
So you’re telling me the egg came first? 😂
2026-05-03 21:37:44
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sunshineonarainyday35
HopeFloats35 :
I feel like Spring should be when the new year starts and not January, the dead of winter.
2026-05-04 22:36:10
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yukonfox72
Ms K 🇨🇦 :
From Wikipedia: Ēostre is an Anglo-Saxon goddess mentioned by Bede in his 8th century work The Reckoning of Time. He wrote that pagan Anglo-Saxons had held feasts in her honour during the month named after her: Ēosturmōnaþ (April), and that this became the English name for the Paschal season: Easter.
2026-05-03 22:04:08
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winkinblinkinnod
winkinblinkinnod :
i love the way you put this together!
2026-05-03 17:15:43
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thescorpiorevenge
Scorpio :
substitute Tartarus for Hades and everything else was good. tartarus is essentially below Hades which is almost all afterlife good and bad. tartarus is just bad.
2026-05-04 00:16:22
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totallynotghostie
totallynotghostie :
My main takeaway from this is that we humans FKING LOVE EGGS 🥚
2026-05-04 10:27:21
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aslajoku
✨Asla ✨🔻 :
In Karelia (Finland) there is a story of the world being born from an aythya's egg (sort of a duck). In the story the bird lays seven eggs on Ilmatar's lap, six golden, one of iron. Ilmatar is a sort of a goddess, who decends from the heavens to the sea. After laying the eggs, Ilmatar starts to move around so that the eggs break. From the eggs the Earth, the heavens, the stars, the Sun and the Moon are formed.
2026-05-03 19:45:22
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nesci2
nesci2 :
Nevermind me, watching this from Australia... 🙃
2026-05-06 07:55:57
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kiwibandit2
KiwiBandit :
Jesus could have painted his own egg for spring equinox?
2026-05-03 22:16:48
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demigiannopoulou
Demi Giannopoulou :
And ancient Greek were coloring eggs.
2026-05-06 04:07:44
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vet..for.pet
Vet. for Pet :
we Egyptians , have today a holiday called spring feast which is ancient Egypt feast , we color the eggs and eat fermented fish.
2026-05-06 20:53:46
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starlightandspellcraft
Starlight and Spellcraft 💫 :
spring was new year in most places and it makes sense. There were 13 months, 28 days each. They cut the month of Sol, just incase anyone wasn't aware ✨
2026-05-04 07:03:14
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crush_2105
crush_2105 :
Hey, sorry to interrupt…just want to say hello from the southern hemisphere
2026-05-06 22:40:23
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gulalkaya
Gul :
The egg came first .
2026-05-04 01:33:02
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donvan.gumbo
Soul Marshalls :
Rabbits don’t make eggs 🥚
2026-05-09 16:28:17
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onepiecemama
One Piece :
You don’t know how much I appreciate your intelligence
2026-05-05 21:42:27
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user33241051555056
Mary Sadler :
Well done sir. Now I’m here for the comment section
2026-05-03 17:30:44
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ahoy_2b
ahoy_2b :
In orthodox, as Jesus was carrying the cross to the mount, a woman who had just collected the eggs from the chickens said, “if he truly is, then these eggs will turn red.” They turned red. This is why in orthodox we color the eggs on Thursday of Holy Week and Thursday only.
2026-05-03 18:10:55
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pisceanpixie
alex :
my brain just hit me with a "so the splitting from oneness was the big bang"
2026-05-06 17:09:48
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