@myths_and_stories: this just in: phase I of the "green project" is now underway. footage leaked from insiders at the jefferson state biotechnical research facility broke the news late last night, that greenification has been achieved in mammals, a world-first for the greenification procedure. viewer discretion is strongly advised before viewing these tapes. though little is known about the precise methodology employed here, we have ample reason to believe that the procedure is extremely invasive and highly painful; for instance, the various disembodied yelps and screams edited into the footage. the effects of this clandestine and highly controversial procedure remain unknown— but if our top fabricators and hypothesizers are correct, greenification could constitute the next great leap in evolution on our special planet. (from ig @ cozypetsalon - more otw)

Germberry :

- 𐂯 catnap 🧁 :

he is green because he loves you

almu :

dogs are not animals...

world.drew1031 :

Keewtiepatootie :

He's green for an amazing reason

Milk :

wonheeschoolphotocurse :

Value Manipulation

Soren :

gyro_2c :

mia :

𝓚𝔂𝓵𝓮❤️‍🔥🇵🇸 :

Taylor Swift has a song about this

mountain dew :

Influencers doing anything w matcha

pizducech🥪 :

Новальный

Колхозник_Сельчанин :

Алексей Собальный

Drun :

Всем привет это Навальный

Mr.barR :

I’m so green

Bryn The Sable :

he's green because he's healthy 😁

Shaun :

Nickelodeon for some reason