@itsstephstone: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY #britishhumour #britishinsults #slang #ukcomedy #britishslang

🇷🇺𝐋.𝐈 🇬🇷 :

Ain’t nobody sayin this mate

mb27boysh_t :

my favourite one is what hermione said to Ron in the order of the phoenix

Adeel | I’m on a new level :

I heard someone say “knowledge is chasing you but you’re faster” and it’s one of my favourite sayings now

Lia🌸 :

My mum used to say “no point knocking if no one’s home”

Courtney fawcett :

Wet lettuce

Amy Fossy Foster :

I personally say "you're such a spoon/you spud" 😂 no idea why but it's always stuck with me 😂😂

SquirrelQueen93 :

my dad always says "There's one in every family. Several in theirs" 😂

Rama :

Your a good door not a good window

TheOneAndOnlyDigger :

I haven't got the time or the crayon to explain it to ya

stefdaisymarie :

My personal fave is “do you manage to put your shoes on the right feet?”

Aerrico11 :

The lasagne one is quality 😂

_tiahnataylor_ :

in my house we used to say “wow what a great window” if they were stood in front of a tv or someone we were having a convo with 😂

𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐫𝐞🦎 :

you can't park there mate

melikat :

As someone that worked in healthcare for 14 years, yes. Just yes 🤣

Jack :

Nyoh :

you hilarious 😅🔥 I know you fun company at the party

soph 🍋 :

absolute queen

Charlotte 🖤🏳️‍🌈 :

One of my faves is ‘I’d get more conversation out of a wooden spoon’ I mean any inanimate object works 😂😂

Morgan Connor :

Wouldn’t have enough to blow your hat off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jade Reynolds :

You make a great door but a lousy window 😂

Rylee :

Not the fizziest pop in the fridge 😭

𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚 🥂🐆🪽 :

don’t forget “you absolute CRETIN.”

Dr3w//clipzfn :

“You fuckin plant pot” thats funny

♥️hallie♥️ (old acc) :

“ a bloody fruit” omgggg I hear this everyday of the minute