@teddynonstop: POV: People worried I’m gonna expose their secrets… Me: “…Chico.” pause “I walk into the kitchen…” And immediately forget why the hell I’m there. You think I’m remembering classified information?? Me staring into the fridge like: “…there was a mission here somewhere.” Because my memory isn’t dangerous… It’s barely operational. #Relatable #MemoryProblems #realtalk #BrainLag 😅