@themrspedersen: 10 "mom jokes" about making friends as an adult: "Hey, wanna be friends and split a mortgage?" Making friends as an adult is just saying "We should hang out!" until one of you moves away. Q: Why did the adult bring a resume to the park? A: Because he heard that's how you make friends after 30! Q: Why did the adult take a class on making friends? A: She wanted to improve her "social" studies! Q: How do adults schedule playdates? A: By syncing their Google Calendars, of course! I tried to make a friend at the grocery store, but they just checked out. Q: Why did the adult go to the gym to make friends? A: He heard it was the best place to "pick up" buddies! Adult friendship: When you bond over the back pain rather than the bands you like. Q: Did you hear about the adult who made a friend at the coffee shop? A: They've been brewing a great friendship ever since! Q: How can you tell if an adult is desperate for friends? A: They ask the telemarketer to hang out after the sales pitch! #millennials #after30 #over30 #makingfriends #makingadultfriends